Skip to main content

North American Pavement Ape

It's a shame these North American Pavement Apes bring human black people down.
by TruckFrump May 21, 2018
mugGet the North American Pavement Apemug.

North American Pavement Ape

A derogatory term for an American of African descent, typically who you would call "gangstas" and see in the "hood" or "ghetto." They are addressed as such since they spend most of their lives in the wild - mainly lurking in alleys and selling crack or mugging people. You can catch them off guard during the day by offering them grape soda.
Dude, did you see those niggers back there?

Be specific! Those are North American Pavement Apes!
by I_N_S_A_N_I_T_Y August 5, 2011
mugGet the North American Pavement Apemug.

North American Pavement Snow Ape

John is white, he is a north american pavement snow ape
by Someguy2004 November 17, 2018
mugGet the North American Pavement Snow Apemug.

pavement sample

A sophisticated / pc way to describe getting so drunk that you actually fell down and skinned your knees or chin.
Friend 1- Dude, you were pretty drunk last night. Did you fall down while leaving the bar.

Drunkard- Yeah, I took a pavement sample and ruined my pants. I should have quit when the room started to spin.
by jamison23 September 30, 2009
mugGet the pavement samplemug.

pounding pavement

Pound pavement means that you are seriously determined to find a job. You dive in and seriously devote all energy absolutely not stopping until you have one.
Hey man, where has he been?”
“He’s getting nervous and has been pounding pavement until he gets work.”
by Suzdip February 9, 2018
mugGet the pounding pavementmug.

Ice cream on the pavement

Slang term referring to a fallacy of argument, the act of referencing a source or example that has very little or nothing to do with a current debate. The act of turning attention away from matter at hand by creating a distraction.
Mike: No you're wrong there were three cupcakes left.
Jared: You don't know what you're talking about, last time I checked you have to be able to count to be an accountant.
Mike: Oh, alright ice cream on the pavement, whatever you say.
by Kim tedeze March 20, 2012
mugGet the Ice cream on the pavementmug.

Pavement roadkill

When ones old dilapidated underwear finally gives out and falls down in public. This is only an issue if you’re wearing a skirt, dress or kilt. If you choose to step out of it and keep walking you are turning your ancient underwear into pavement roadkill.
I’m going commando today, my underwear is pavement roadkill.
by Estella Botha January 17, 2020
mugGet the Pavement roadkillmug.

Share this definition