peeping paula

The female version of a Peeping Tom.

The police arested a Peeping Paula last night in Midtown.

by FORESTFUNK December 23, 2017

Paula Diaz

The most amazing beautiful girl in the world. She is really chill and has a fantastic personality with an absolute unit of a humour. She also has that bodyyadyyady which makes any guy go brrrr. Her face looks like a super model and has a kind gentle look. I love you Paula, Cant wait to marry you.

p1: OMG is that Paula Diaz?
p2: Absolutely
p3: I heard she is Indian

by mastersnack21hunnit4457 March 12, 2022

Paula Dean

The act of melting butter between two partners having sex in the missionary position and then using the excess butter to fry bacon

After paula deaning it this morning, so we invited our friends over for some of the leftovers.

by roggy197723 March 14, 2013

De Paula

Gods on Earth and if any of you little fucks try to say anything bad about this you can go suck a cock and give a rimjob to a horny homeless man with several cases of STDs and probably has AIDs.
The most awesome religion ever.

''Lets go pray to the De Paulas.''

by De Paula October 6, 2008

Paula Deening

The act of putting on a sugary-sweet and polite persona to someone's face (or out in public), but being snide, catty, and mean when their back is turned.

OR

The fake friendliness and hospitality demonstrated (particularly in the American South/ Southeast) to total strangers, exemplified by "Southern hospitality".

"Watch out: my mother-in-law will be very charming when she offers you some of her sweet tea, but she's just Paula Deening and will start complaining about everything from your clothes to your accent just as soon as you're out of earshot."

by pluffdad January 10, 2013

paula abdul

Something that looks like a woman but is really an alien who can't criticize somebody. Best known for her "oh-my-god-how-original-songs" like Opposites Attract which proves here she's not a normal human being because she wrote the song before knowing Simon Cowell.

OMG I just want to kill Paula Abdul by complementing her to death!!!!!

by destroy AI please April 9, 2005

Paula Abdul

A drunk. A one-hit wonder who has now stooped as low to become a judge on an overrated reality TV show.

Don't be a Paula Abdul! No one will like you!

by rockstar_64 May 10, 2008