pastry bagging

Act of jizzing in a condom after sexual intercourse,then after you have jizzed in the condom you proceed to tie off one end and squeeze the semen out onto your lovers face as if you were decorating a cake.

"Hey Matt,I took you advice and started pastry bagging that ho last night,she loved it"

by Plat247 April 16, 2008

Pastry chef

When one can sign there initials on a girls tits with their cum.

Wow, you were even able to dot the "i" for Ivan? Your a real Pastry Chef

by eric May 20, 2004

Pastry Bagged

When a person of excessive foreskin ejaculates within. Then squeezing it out onto the sexual partner. Similar to cake decorating.

"He pastry bagged a heart shape on my chest."

by JWNoDoubt83 January 13, 2009

Pastry Chef

Pastry Chef is a nickname for a piss head who likes to fight and expose himself in public. A Pastry Chef is incapable of having a social drink; after one he must continue to consume copious amounts of alcohol until he passes out. Before the short time between commencing the drinking session and passing out, a Pastry Chef will attempt to impress young girls with his drinking abilities, then when that fails he will try to fight all his friends.

Tyrone: "Damn its only 1pm and hes passed out already!" Kiren: "Yeah he's such such a Pastry Chef".

by TyroneTT July 27, 2008

Horny pastry puffer

horny mfs. probably play nekopara

person1: vanilla is sooo hot!
person2: what a horny pastry puffer

by ayamaruyamaa April 25, 2021

Disappearing Pastry Chef

When a man creampies a woman and then vanishes.

Guy 1: She's pretty but she's not the hottest girl I've ever seen.
Guy 2: All good, I'll be a disappearing pastry chef. She'll make a great single mom.

by zihb November 6, 2023

Alabama Puff Pastry

When a man pierces his genitals while his partner, (male or female), performs oral sex on his rectum.

Jim-Bob received an Alabama Puff Pastry from the new girl working at the piercing shop last night.

by BumScout November 3, 2013