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Shit in a parachute

when you get stuck outside your apartment and have to shit in a plastic bag and toss it down the garbage shute.
"Ohh man...i couldnt hold it and had to Shit in a parachute and let it fly"
by Thugdaddydangledick November 18, 2009
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Don't Panic

The single most logical phrase in the entire galaxy. Coined by Douglas Adams it is found in large friendly letters on the front of The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy.
My house as been struck by lightning WITH ME FIXING THE ARIEL for the THIRD time in a row, and my boss has just fired me from my job with brilliant prospects because I had to come in wearing bandages and with crazy sticking-up hair, and your telling me NOT TO PANIC?
by regs_ October 28, 2004
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panic at the disco

Panic at the Disco (formerly Panic! at the Disco) is a rock band from Las Vegas. Due to unfortunate circumstances, 80% of their fanbase is synonymous with screaming fangirls who only know their hit single, "I Write Sins Not Tragedies."
The other 20% are cool, intelligent people who appreciate good music and want MTV to die, and don't listen to the radio either. They know all of Panic's songs (from both their amazing yet extremely different albums, A Fever You Can't Sweat Out and Pretty. Odd.) and know all the lyrics as well as their meaning. They don't listen to Fall Out Boy and My Chemical Romance unless their genuinely like them, which would be because of their (good) older material.
Panic at the Disco blend techno and rock with theatrical touches in their first album, A Fever You Can't Sweat Out. Contrary to popular belief, this was something that had never been done before. At the September 2005 release of this album, it did not get much attention from the media or really any commercial recognition at all. In early 2006, the video for their second single, I Write Sins Not Tragedies, was played on MTV's Total Requests.
Is this enough proof that this band was NOT originally meant to be "liked" by ignorant "fans" who like one song?
In March 2008 they released their Beatles-esque second album, Pretty. Odd. This experimental and risky album did lose some of the original fans, but true fans ignored the fact that it was very different from the first album and gave it a chance.
Overall, PATD are an extremely original band whose less popular songs (NOT I WRITE SINS NOT TRAGEDIES) need to be considered.
Common "fan": OMG I love Panic at the Disco!
Real fan: Really? What's your favorite song by them?
Common "fan": Well... everyone knows THAT... I Write Sins Not Tragedies!
Real fan: And do you know anything ELSE?
Common "fan": No. No one does. Do they even have other songs?
Real fan: *shoots*
by queen dovasary December 16, 2008
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panic pack rat peter

A middle aged hairy man who looks like David Hassellhoff and panics at the drop of a hat and also keeps every sheet of paper or garbage
Your holding on to that grudge like panic pack rat peter.
by Russell B July 14, 2003
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panic junkie

someone who is usually in a position of power who freaks out over nothing and and likes to cause drama for everyone around.
Barrie is such a panic junkie at work.
by panic junkie May 1, 2007
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panic-apply

Panic-applying is the inescapable action of applying to infinitely many, and possibly random, job/internship opportunities due to career anxiety.
- Dude, I have panic-applied to so many jobs, why am I still unemployed?
- If you still don't have a summer internship, I think it's time to panic-apply!
by royalchicks May 4, 2021
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panic! at the everywhere

when you get anxiety about something and/or everything. sometimes used by people on tumblr or neurodivergent teenagers. the term was originally coined by thomas sanders, in his original series Sanders Sides on youtube. which is said by one of his characters virgil, who represents anxiety.
person 1: my mom made me go to the mall to the mall today, panic! at the everywhere

person 2:lol
by nomyweaknerdarms June 6, 2021
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