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by kozsmack January 14, 2011
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Gentle Parenting

When a parent practices a lack of parenting and giving the child what it wants when it wants it, and refuses to do anything the child doesn't like or take any advice to help them almost always using this technique as the excuse.
I need to give my child a bath, but he doesn't like it so he doesn't get bathed because I practice GENTLE PARENTING.
by Rhodamanthus October 8, 2016
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Kobe Bryant Parenting

The same as helicopter parenting. When parents micromanage their childrens' lives.

Etymology: Kobe Bryant and his daughter died in a helicopter crash.
My mom keeps Kobe Bryant parenting me! She took my computer away because I played video games last night instead of doing my homework. Now she keeps checking in on me every 10 minutes to make sure I submit my assignments on time.
by Itsajokellama January 31, 2020
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parenthesis

When you wind up having a child then writing a book about it :)
Try to avoid parenthesis
by Beanybaby April 4, 2005
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Ron Prentice

Pyscho Killer!!!

Ques Que Ce..... Run Run Run away!!!
by The Real Jack Brown January 7, 2011
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Parenthesis Face

Any person, usually an elderly individual, whose facial creases create the shape of parenthesis on either side of their lips.
These "parenthesis" run from the base of one's nostrils to the chin line, placing one's mouth within a set of parentheses.
It is a very unattractive feature, and usually causes one to appear puppet-like, with the chin and lower lip creating the lower part of a puppet's mouth.
Usually obnoxious, rude, obtrusively religious ex-English, now-substitute (sometimes single-school exclusive) teachers possess such a trait.
That parenthesis face really said "God bless you and save you" when I sneezed!
I can't believe she doesn't know how to look through her glasses instead of over them!
by Ryan Dunn is Blessed and Saved November 4, 2008
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palentine

a friend with benefits, someone you have sex with but aren't in a relationship with.
He's my favorite palentine, but we're just friends.
by AE Joseph November 14, 2006
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