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pandemic love

The infatuation you feel for a person when you feeling lonely during the 2020 pandemic. When you would regularly not be feeling anything for.
Me: damn that girl fine af...
Bro: you talking bout the girl from high school that was iffy? Damn that pandemic love got you bro...
by Davemarrow December 1, 2020
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pandemic fine

a state of being in which you are employed and healthy during a pandemic but you're also tired and depressed and feel like trash all the time
by Mmimimi February 1, 2021
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Pandemic Fine

You and your loved ones are fed, housed and healthy, but there's still a raging pandemic so you feel tired and like trash.
by misslujo February 17, 2021
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Pandemic Forty

The number of pounds most people gained during the one year pandemic when everybody worked form home, eating more often and snacking all the time, and didn't get to go out and exercise enough.
Jay: Yo bro, what happened to you? Weren't you supposed to lose like 50 pounds instead?
Steve: I got Pandemic Forty. Gyms are closed. I couldn't run without a mask. All day at home drinking and eating. What do you expect?
Brian: Fat man's excuse. I was also in this shit. I didn't gain an iota during the pandemic.

Steve: Dude, your skinny ass never gets fat. It's not your discipline. It's the lucky genes talking.
Jay: Nope, I agree with Steve, it's the Pandemic. I am also on my way to get the Forty.
by Mongolian Gone Wild April 2, 2021
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Pandemic

A thing used to keep us inside so we don't get corona time
bro the pandemic sucks
*FBI busts in*
by Do_I really_ need_a_name April 30, 2021
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Pandemic Bitch

a bitch you started fucking with at the beginning of the pandemic (March 2020)
Yeah, she’s just my pandemic bitch
by these bitches 69 October 8, 2021
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Pandemdick

A person who lives close enough to be within your pandemic bubble (friend, neighbor or trusted sneaky link) to lessen travel and spread of COVID in lockdown. Due to the inability to attend bars and dating, this becomes your regular supply of the dick down.
Since all of life was canceled I couldn’t go through a proper hoe phase, thank goodness I was able to secure some pandemdick to get through the lockdowns!
by Madame Sativa December 21, 2021
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