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Reverse pajama

Similar to pajama, the difference being the person on the bottom needs to be a male, you have to get him hard and have anal sex with you without waking him up.
Adam: dude, what happened last night? My dick smells like ass.
Jerry: your girlfriend came and reverse pajama'd you.
Adam: damn man, that's the first time I've been in her ass in my life.
by Dirtydave0221 May 1, 2009
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parasmitic

Describing behavior that is both parasitic and smitten (a portmanteau of both words); often answered with unexpressed revulsion by the object of the leeching affection, thus enabling subsequent parasmitic behavior. Expressed revulsion will frequently dislodge the parasite, thus leaving only unrequited affection.
Her overseas Facebook stalker was merely annoying until he booked a flight to her home town and announced his arrival, assuming he should stay at her place. She decided the racking sound of a 12 gague would dampen his parasmitic ambitions. Nonetheless, he continued to make phallic banana jokes.
by JK@M9 January 27, 2011
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Pajamatize

To shed ones workday attire as soon as returning home in favor of comfortable pajamas. Similar to Clark Kent rapidly changing into SuperMan.
Hold on, I can't make dinner yet, I gotta pajamatize.
by Pajamatizer January 8, 2013
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Pajama Puker

A really bad online Texas Hold'em poker player; much worse than a fish/whale or a donkey.

A pajama puker tends to tilt extremely easily and then leak all their chips away. They are active in chat rooms at the online poker tables and will often put themselves on tilt when you ignore them.
I couldn't resist playing a while longer with that pajama puker on my right playing every hand.
by Pokerbrat October 17, 2013
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pajama milk

"had a great dream last night, woke up covered in pajama milk!"
by The Dudestache February 5, 2014
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pajamping

When women get their faces and hair dolled up to leave the house but stay in the pajama pants and tops they slept in. Usually wearing Uggs or flip flops and big sunglasses.
Guy: Hey babe wanna go to breakfast?

Girl: No sweetie I just wanna chill in my pajamas this morning.

Guy: That's ok honey you can just go pajamping this morning.

Girl: Ok give me 10 minutes to put my face on and do my hair and we'll leave!
by eastbaydj May 6, 2014
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pajama stains

Crusty stains in incriminating locations
From the looks of the pajama stains I'd say all you've done this weekend is beat off and inhale cheetos.
by zygotesoup April 7, 2015
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