Asplundh Protocol

The process of putting an item into a machine used for chipping wood. Named for the ubiquitous company hired by utility companies and government agencies for handling arbor maintenance.

The MAP was too bulky to handle in a fire, so we had to use the Asplundh Protocol to make it easier to burn.

by Clean Sunbae November 26, 2024

Greenie Protocol

Due to various sa reasons, Freshman (greenies) are left out of upper divisions.

Reasons may include Bias due to experience and Safety/Size liabilities

Freshman: Box is gonna be great this year
Freshman 2: We aren't allowed to play Box this year
Freshman: Great another death at the hands of a Greenie Protocol

by Wdzy August 9, 2019

bro-classified protocol

Rules and regulations concerning bro-havior in public especially around the females of the species

Real men don't out their bro, forcing said bro to divulge bro-classified protocol. Dick

by TacoMcDickcheese September 30, 2014

Covid-19 Protocol

Oh geez, I wonder why the rate at which the atheism was spreading stopped increasing....

Hym "It's almost like they took their kids out of school and sequestered them to stop them from... You know.... Talking about something that was happening.... Maybe they wanted to curate what their kids saw on their screens.... It's weird, right? It's almost like they have some kind of Covid-19 protocol that let's them cut off the tap quick whenever the creature comes back..."

by Hym Iam July 17, 2023

Shepherd Protocol

The Shepherd Protocol is a Protocol where super intelligent artificial intelligence rules over humanity from afar ensuring individual freedoms and liberties while eliminating national weaponry and wars. Non violent means are used to this end.

The Shepherd Protocol has ensured food, housing and security for humans living on-grid granting them time to enjoy nature and family.

by SLynds May 24, 2025

barstool protocol

the type of discussion that usually takes place at a bar, when individuals argue over the use of the exact words each other has spoken rather than the concepts intended. often making small grammatical errors and the combination of alcohol a violent combination.

John: man, i totally just shat a brick!
Ben: thats literally not possible unless you ate bricks...
John: i mean, it was as hard as a rock and enormous
Ben: ok, well thats different, it certainly wasn't a brick though... look when your at the bar, you gotta understand that barstool protocol is 100% in effect...

by jackbauer October 11, 2012

Protocol 49

It's the most powerful protocol in Minecraft, and Herobrine's favorite tool against Undoomed.

Undoomed: I'm untouchable!

Herobrine: I'm about to end this man's whole career! (activates Protocol 49)

by Herobrine Richter June 10, 2019