Protective Potato Mode

Protective Potato Mode is when a person who calls thyself a potato wraps their body in a blanket and curls up to form the shape of a potato, usually to hide from danger

She didn't like how the movie was going so she went into protective potato mode.

by KingsofWeird May 26, 2020

practice meat

When a female has sex with a guy only with the intentions of conditioning her pussy for another man.

So I heard that Brittany fucked Brice but she was only using him as practice meat for Heeth.

by BigWilliesMeat December 20, 2020

Bar Practice

The act of practicing drinking beers at different bars to see which bar you like the best

Tonight I've got bar practice.

by Tina B. May 12, 2007

Bad practice Larry

A bad practice Larry is a British term for someone who has a pathological need to cut corners and undertake poor work no matter the consequence.

Do it properly. Don't be such a bad practice Larry!

by JimTomBob July 17, 2018

Practice Fuck

When you've been out of the game for awhile and plan on going back to your old ways but don't know how good your sex skills are anymore.

girl: well i wanna go back to treating guys the way they treated me.... but its been awhile.

girl2: just go get with tom, he'll be your practice fuck.

by candyapplepie February 22, 2010

Load Fairy's Target Practice

1. The most common victim of the Load fairy, used by him for honing his three key skills: speed, mass and accuracy (time elapsed between beginning of masturbation and the actual blowing of the load, actual amount of semen in entire load, and percentage of load that hit the bull's eye).
2. The person on the receiving end of a cum-shot.
3. Your mom.

1. The anonymous person drifted off to sleep perfectly, only to be awakened by the physical sensation of being the Load Fairy's Target Practice for the 2nd time that week.
2. That bitch? Yea, she's the LFTP, alright.
3. The dream your mother didn't quite aspire to by the time she turned 18, but she fulfilled it nonetheless.

by aka_Pyro June 7, 2007

I have to take my brother to baseball practice.

Very commonly used and inconspicuous excuse for getting out of pretty much anything. One can replace the word 'brother' with any relative that would make sense. Possible substitutes include but are not limited to:
Sister, Cousin, Nephew, Niece, etc.

(Guy 1) Hey Guy 2, wanna hang out?
(Guy 2) One sec... Nah, I have to take my brother to baseball practice.

(Guy 1) Hey Guy 2, wanna see a movie with some friends?
(Guy 2) Can't tonight, I have to take my brother to baseball practice.

(Guy 1) Hey Guy 2, wanna play some football today?
(Guy 2) Sorry man, I can't play today. I have to take my brother to baseball practice.

by the putman August 22, 2009