Potting

Prison terminology for dumping a steaming bucket of urine and excrement over the head of a much-loved prison service employee.

It understandably entails further punishment under the penal system but in terms of satisfaction and comedy value, is doubtless well-worth missing a few games on the prison playstation for...

Stabber: 'How come Gordon the Guard smells like 3 day old prison food?'
Shooter: 'He got potted on B-Wing!'
Stabber: 'Ah, nothing like a good potting to brighten up a 10-12 stretch. How'd he like it?'
Shooter: 'Not so much, heard he might lose an eye!'
Both: 'Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha'

by Becca J W April 7, 2008

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Get the Pottingmug.

pot

something found at local craft stores or garden related shops to successfully procreate plant life in your home.

1. Let's go to Garden Ridge and get some POTs!

by Kendra Robinson December 20, 2003

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Get the potmug.

On The Pot

The act of when someone or something feels such a desire to take a bowel movement that they decide to find the nearest pot shaped object. (Flower pot, etc) and do their business inside of it

Hey there, Linsdey. Sorry I can't talk right now. I ate tons of burritos and i'm on the pot right now. Call me back in a few minutes!!

Dude fuck that. The line for the restroom was too long. I'm on the pot.

by watcherofstyx June 1, 2016

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Get the On The Potmug.

pot

a clay pot u dumbass

i shit in a pot

by annoy October 3, 2006

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Get the potmug.

Pot

1) A ceramic recepticle often used for the assistance in the display of plants. These are often filled with mud or compost.

2) A pot on a stove used for cooking.

1) Geese man your plant pot is broken...

2) A watched pot never boils.....or....A Beholden vessel never exceeds 373.3K.

by Phil! October 6, 2003

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