Poison Simac

Poison Simac is cut from the same cloth as Bat Shit Bachman and Slaughter house Sarah Palin.
One of the cookie cutter Republicans being financed by the GOP and sold to unsuspecting sheeple of Wisconsin.

Poison Simac's entire campaign is based upon Jim Holperin's heroic action to stall Scooter Wanker's attempts to destroy the middle class in Wisconsin Fitzwalkerstan.

Poison Simac is still another example of ignorant voters cutting their own throats!
Poison Simac stands as a broken family values candidate, what a Hypocrite.Wisconsin Circuit Court Access Program (CCAP) (Simac, known as Kim Maillette, filed for divorce from her first husband on the exact same day that her current husband, Arthur Simac, filed for divorce from his now ex-wife.

by Hatchetman1 July 10, 2011

poison dwarf

A short not necessarily small, in fact quite rotund and flabby, vindictive person ie ex wife who regrets her previous actions and spends the rest of her sad little (quite literally) life trying her hardest to make everyone elses life a misery.
Thankfully most people see this person for what they really are and treat them as they would something on the bottom of their shoe.

Poison dwarf = short, fat and unhappy

by Extremely happy person who thanks poison dwarf for all her mistakes June 22, 2006

KFC poisoning

Eating more than one kind of chicken at KFC, resulting in stoumach discomfort all day and diarrhea the next day.

Jon: I've got KFC poisoning!!
Marcus: How did that happen?
Jon: I had Popcorn chicken and chicken strips!
Marcus: You will regret that tomorrow

by cheddar123 January 26, 2010

Fun Poisoning

Having so much fun you may actually have a poisoning, but only in the dose of fun, not to be mistaken for alcohol poisoning.
Having to much fun to handle yourself.

Miller: Dude tonight I was so drunk i entered a bikini contest, danced like a hoe and then fell off a moving bus

Mike: Dude, thats a serious case of fun poisoning

by dude6429 March 22, 2009

Hate Poison

Hate Poison is a disease that can strike people when they least expect it. The symptoms of hate poison are extreme jealousy, extreme bouts of anger or sadness that are more intense than those on haterade, and foaming at the mouth with hate, and loss of appetite from too much hatin. Hate poison is a serious disease, so if you or someone you know is spreading too much hate. Tell them to go get checkout for hate poison. This message was brought to you by beware of the hate from the Haters Association of Hatevill.

That punk came down with such a bad cause of hate poison he didn't eat for a week.

by Donnie Storm April 11, 2014

Poisoned apple

An attractive person with a bad personality.

Stephanie was beautiful, successful, and popular with her peers, but cold or dismissive to everybody else - she was a poisoned apple that left a bitter taste in the mouth.

by Nodules August 1, 2012

brain poisoned

The condition of having spent a long time in spaces (especially online spaces) that tend to radicalize people and put them further down spirals of weird, isolating thinking. Whether it's a leftist starting out with ironic commie memes and then suddenly arguing the DPRK did nothing wrong, or an elderly Facebook user slowly posting more MAGA content until their entire feed is one step removed from quoting the 14 words, a person becoming brain poisoned is never fun to watch for their soon to be former friends and loved ones.

I can't even talk to Trevor anymore, he's so brain poisoned he just says weird incel shit about chads in every conversation. Dude's probably gonna shoot up a school.

by CalamityJain November 24, 2018