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PMS

The act of getting high and eating everything in sightt, until you realize that your stomach cannot hold anymore food and that you are about to gag
Dude, i got super stoned and ate everything in te fridge, Im suffereing from PMS (Post Munchie Sydrone) and i have to take a major sh*t
by king blue June 18, 2011
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PMS

Parked Motorcycle Syndrome

When you have not ridden your motorcycle in a long period of time, and are going through withdrawal.

Usually occurs during the winter.
Guy: Man I wish I could go riding!

Other guy: I see you have PMS.
by JordanMn July 4, 2008
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PMS

PUTTING up with MEN'S SHIT (feminine)
PACK MY SHIT (masculine)
by Aunt/Aunteater January 3, 2004
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PM

PM means to "private message" someone. This is usually it's own little conversation with two or three people.

You tell someone to PM them when you don't want other people to know what you're saying. The term "PM" is usually used on chat websites with lots of people.
Person 1: OMG, I have to show you this picture.
Person 2: PM me!
by buckingtontehfourth March 2, 2010
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PMS

pioneer middle school, a hell hole of a place, but u gotta learn...haha...lol...bs
by max December 4, 2004
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PMS

The time between when a woman ovulates and the first days of her menstrual period.

A socially constructed phenomenon used by women everywhere as an excuse to bitch!

The excrutiating menstrual pain caused by uterine muscles contracting is very real.

Mood swings, bitchy-ness etc are not!!
PMS DOESN'T MAKE YOU BITCHY, YOU MAKE YOURSELF BITCHY.

IT'S ALL IN YOUR HEAD.



and no, I'm not PMSing.
by j0813 March 11, 2005
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PMS

some thing girls have because their uterus is screaming at thier brain to go out, get fucked, and have a baby.
and it makes them angry.
DOOD!!! that chick is PMSing really bad better stay away.
by Fredrica Hief May 8, 2005
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