Knock on Car Plastic

This is a term used in the place of the superstitious phrase "knock on wood" when one is traveling in a motor vehicle and no wood is around. One instead "knocks on car plastic" to affirm the superstition.

Oh I hope I don't die tomorrow *knock on car plastic*

by Rellik Uzi September 9, 2010

a fish in a plastic bag

Doomed, with no possibility of surviving.

Under the knee of the police officer, the suspect was likened to a fish in a plastic bag. It was over.

by talk2me-JCH2 March 30, 2021

plastic icing on the cake

when catholic high schools try to seem like they're cool by trying to say "we're hip, we're cool."

You see, what Catholic high schools like to do with their rallies and masses is have this plastic icing on the cake. Me personally, would rather just have the cake without any bloody icing, so that we got some more time to play some Mario Kart 64.

by El_Scorcho September 12, 2003

Plastic Brilliance

Toy for the select, everlasting batteries, light relief, hits the spot. No real men required.

Why Jackie, I divn't kna whey good satisfaction could be like, was now I have found me plastic brilliance.

by Maladoni April 1, 2006

plastical

Can be used as in the previous example, but...

a word that describes everything but nothing, in a true but not way. abstract in a way, it is authoritative but subservient, and is also out of the ordinary.

Have you seen that new facility? It looks plastical.

by plastical January 4, 2009

plasticaxeitosis

a physical condition brought about by spending way too much time playing guitar simulation games such as Guitar Hero or Rock Band. Symptoms include inflamed knuckles and chafing of the thumb, accompanied by a tendency to ignore requests to "make this your last song and clean your room." Those inflicted with this condition often complain of symptoms similar to vertigo and visions of parallel vertical bands constantly rolling by in front of them. Plasticaxeitosis is sometimes considered an addiction that needs to be treated by using psychological methods as opposed to medicinal treatments.

After complaining of various pains, irritations and dizziness, Eric was diagnosed with plasticaxeitosis.

by hortonhearsawho April 8, 2008

Plasticed

When a girl frys a dude, cause shes a stuck up plastic.

Heather made fun of Matt so bad, that the entire school was making fun of him, therefore Heather plasticed Matt.

by Nomar2311 July 7, 2010