Plank

A woman that doesn't know what to do during sex, typically a lazy girl or amatuer who lays on her back or stomach and planks while the man does all the work. Making this unpleasant to have sex with.

My dude, I finally had sex with her, and she didn't know what to do , that bitch was a plank.

by RealGee August 27, 2016

Plank

To plank: to have a planned wank. Being planned will involve some sort of preparation eg tissues ready, computer, 'special sites' etc

John: What are you doing tonight Will?
Will: I'm going to have a crafty plank, parents are out...
John: You sly dog.

or

Man A: I'm so stressed at the moment!
Man B: Why dont you have a plank tonight?
Man A: What's that?
Man B: *whispers in ear*
Man A: What, even with cushions and the lot? What a great idea, thanks bud!

by aslyone August 29, 2010

plank

T9 language for skank.

When texting skank on your cell phone the T9 God will substitute "plank."

God U R a plank. And a total plut.

by Plank April 9, 2006

plank

a word used to accurately describe david smith

david smith is a plank

by neo November 14, 2003

Planking

To lay completely rigid, face down on any surface. Your arms must be placed by your side, held straight and fingers pointed. Must also have a expressionless face.
Other known as "The Lying Down Game" (UK)

Lets go plank that fence
I wanna go planking

by Plankaholic June 10, 2011

plank

more stupid that a piece of sawn and dried timber

What sort of plank would do that !

by Boris August 5, 2003

Planking

When a person or persons lie flat and rigid face down with both palms pointed down, usually across two surfaces not meant to be lied on. Originating in Australia

Jeff: check out my mad planking skills
Frank: dude you just planked across two buses, this is going on facebook

by Jaywalrus July 10, 2011