Veggie Pita

Immediately after child birth an individual (usually the male) collects all the remaining placenta, commonly known as afterbarf, an rolls the jelly like substance into a pita or gluten free corn tortilla.

"After Teddy was born, my husband served himself up a Veggie Pita."

by Kurt Fingar August 4, 2007

pita pa key

It is what it is and its not what its not. It is everything. It is nothing. It is the redheaded stepchild in an Armenian family photo. It is the look your gas attendant gives you when you ask if he has change for $100. It is you. You are it. It is the pita pa key.

1. Who Dey; Wit da Pita Pa Key?

by tehMick February 2, 2005

Pita Bread Tits

A light skinned hispanic girl who essentially has no tits or nipples. Its just flat, just like pita bread.

Johnny: I had sex with Julia last night and she had some pita bread tits. She doesnt even need a bra!

Lawrence: Wow, how deceiving.

by VCFL September 19, 2016

tear up the pita

Have sex with a girl

Chris is only going to Leah's party because he's dyin to tear up the pita.

by P.C. Bananahammock September 22, 2009

Pita bread tits

A pita bread is a half round, very flat bread. So pita bread breasts = flat, sagging breasts

She was a very old woman and didn't wear a bra. Under her t-shirt, you could see her pita bread tits.

by Carlotta4711 September 19, 2016

Pita Bread tits

A woman with extremely small breast, we could say it looks like pita bread

Oh lord have mercy that woman has some pita bread tits

by Psykotikiks September 18, 2016

Pita bread dick

A man with a small, light-skinned, flat penis. One that could be seen as a piece of pita bread.

Oh lord have mercy that man has a pita bread dick

by Rockslinga September 20, 2016