pirates dream

A flat chested girl.
The phrase "pirates dream" referring to a sunken chest.

That chick's a pirates dream!

by TM January 22, 2005

Mind Pirate

Someone who uses superior psychological cunning to force a paradigm shift in the person's reality.

"I can't believe you just convinced that group of people that they have to leave the building because of a bomb threat just so you could cut the line and use the bathroom! You're such a Mind Pirate!"

by Wayne Bienek June 7, 2013

Pirate's Parrot

surprising someone that is seated by going behind them and dropping your penis on their shoulder

last night while my wife was watching TV i wanted some, so i gave her the pirate's parrot and asked for head

by moneyshott69 July 10, 2010

pirate's glory

when a penis is inserted into an eye socket without an eye.

Jane: He had sex with her eye?
John: Yep, he totally gave her a pirate's glory.

by Mascal July 15, 2010

Pirate's Dream

A girl with a sunken chest and a large booty.

Hey, did you see the new girl? How is her ass so big, yet her boobs so small?

Yeah, she's a real pirate's dream.

by Captain Brickbreak July 20, 2011

Pirate Macauley

The pirate Macauley sex postion. It's a bit like doggy style but where their leg is rotated 90 degrees up into the air and the male, or giver is wearing a pirate hat.

"My boyfriend and I did the Pirate Macauley last night!" "I guess you could say he boarded your vessel!"

"Wow he looks experienced. I bet he's done the Pirate Macauley lots of times!"

by Thorclealmighty March 6, 2013

pirates key

Done by placing two fingers in the woman's vagina and one in her ass.

I was with Stacy last night and slipped her the Pirates Key.

by GomezAdams29 April 8, 2016