pensioners piano

A slots or pokies machine. Where pensioners go to spend their time before they kick the bucket.

Going to knock off work early and hit up the pensioners piano....you in?

by Mike Dibble April 27, 2020

piano mouth

Used as a euphemism for bad or rotten teeth. A comparison of one's good and bad teeth to the keys of a piano.

"Oh great, here comes piano mouth."
"I could've gone without seeing piano mouth today"

by Baditaliansausage January 02, 2017

dropping the piano

Being a total douchebag by abusing your powers to derail and trash a much beloved project for your own personal amusement.

I can't believe Chuck ended up dropping the piano on his own show.

by Jeff Dude February 20, 2015

Creamy Piano

When a man ejaculates onto a womans or another mans teeth. Sliding your penis across the teeth and making Piano noises is optional.

Man she has such amazing teeth, I'd love to give her a creamy piano!

by Staff Sgt. Max Fightmaster June 18, 2008

grand piano

88 kilograms of any type of drug. Derived from the song Da Rockwilder by Method Man & Redman. "You ship off ki's and we ship grand pianos."

While Carlito was busy moving kis, I was moving grand pianos.

Two weeks ago I sold a ki of cocaine, but now I have a grand piano of heroin.

by The One and Only Ross December 09, 2007

piano monkey

Someone who plays the piano like a wild monkey.

piano monkey, tori amos, jazz pianists, etc...

by JC of CA August 26, 2008

hardcore piano

n) (Also known as "hxc piano" or simply "hxcp"). Certain moments in songs when the artist breaks the song down to a piano riff that is, well, irrevocably hardcore. Similar to "air guitar" only incalculably more hardcore. Applicable to those moments in certain (trance) songs in which the artist (Rob Mayth, or possibly DJ Roxx) breaks it down to a piano melody that is incredibly legit, incredibly hardcore, and incredibly synthesized. You find yourself unable to do anything but play along and comment to those around you about the hardcoreness you are experiencing.

"Dude, Weekend has Come has far too much hardcore piano... I'm not sure I can do this while driving."

"When I listen to Baby I Love Your Way by Rob Mayth I find myself incapable of not breaking into the good old hardcore piano... I just can't help it."

Dude 1: "What happened to Horatio?"
Dude 2: "Oh, he died..."
Dude 1: "That sucks, how?"
Dude 2: "He was listening to Rob Mayth and driving fast, and that hxcp came on and, well, you know the rest...."

by Natalie Horler October 03, 2007