tiger's wife phobia 

the fear of having a golf club break through your expensive suv's window at 2 in the morning. (can only effect people named tiger woods and alec baldwin)

tom: tiger woods has had tiger's wife phobia ever since that fateful day

jeff: poor guy

tiger's wife phobia by kmoney123456789 January 1, 2010

viagra-phobia 

The unreasonable (to outside observers) fear of having your elderly partner come home with performance enhancing drugs. Generally common in female 20-something gold diggers. see Anna Nicole Smith.

Damn! Victoria trippin' with the viagra-phobia, she hooked up with that old guy for the green, now he wants the legs open to get in between.

viagra-phobia by WingZer0 December 15, 2003

Ninja Phobia 

Pronunciation: (nin-juh) (foh-bee-uh)

This is the unyielding fear (or dread) of getting back on the toilet after getting hit with a Surface to Air Missile. This sometimes causes serious medical problems, or pooping of the pants, if it is not conquered in time. Sometimes the Psychological damage can be permanent. This is highly common on the Western Hemisphere.

Jacob-"Dude, I really have to take a nuke hiroshima."
Joe-"Just go, the bathroom is right there."
Jacob-"I'm afraid; last time I got hit with a Surface to Air Missile"
Joe-"Oh no! You have Ninja Phobia!"

Ninja Phobia by JimmyJacobJoe October 27, 2009

Library Phobia 

The fear of being in or around a library, or the fear of studying in a place with so many people

"Hey is she going to the library with us? No man she has library phobia.

Library Phobia by Mr. Coconut Head October 12, 2011

Finger Phobia

A fear of breaking or cracking your fingers.

Chris told his friends he had finger phobia. Alas, they proceeded to break all his fingers. Children are cruel.

Finger Phobia by vincentvanheisenberg May 11, 2016

Knocking Phobia 

Being afraid (phobia) of someone knocking on your door.

I have knocking phobia because knowing the thought that a stranger could be at my door waiting to harm me.

Knocking Phobia by TheBestWorder June 11, 2020

Faceit-Phobia 

Faceit is a Counter Strike Global Offensive client that is used by players of higher skill level.

Faceit-Phobia is when you get fucked so hard by the enemy in faceit that you start to reevaluate your life choices and develop a fear of the client

K: THE FUCK, HOW IS THIS GUY’S AWP SO FAST. FUCK THIS SHIT MAN, I AM GOING TO DEVELOP FACEIT-PHOBIA

Faceit-Phobia by Notacooldude August 4, 2020