Philipenis

From South Philadelphia, reference to those uncircumcized, somewhat irregular cock shapes in that part of Philadelphia. Most Philipeni are never upgraded to near mediocre, are never smelling good, should be cut off and sown to one's forehead so the term "Philipenisunicorn" means something more than it already does.

"Your penis has lumps, is swollen from abuse, drips with pus, is so twisted it could be a pretzel, and with that too-tight foreskin, you definitely have a Philipenis

by Roger Wart April 14, 2005

Philips 66

The Best place on the planet
A god among Gas Stations
Most popular "Old School" hang out by far
Still a popular hang out
A Gas station with everything you want
Also known as The P66
Just another place to go when your bored
More enjoyable when you walk there with ur people
Never again will there be a better Gas Station

Yo Mark we're gonna go hang at the Philips 66 wanna come?

Mark: Fuck yes! P66 is the shit!

by P. G. October 20, 2006

The Stinky Philson

When you have butt sex with cats


Origin-From a guy named Micah Philson, who was fined for bestiality in Nebraska

He gave the Tabby The Stinky Philson

by Ted Collins February 26, 2009

Philipino Nosedive

A sexual act in which you handcuff your partner, (preferably female) to the headboard and dive into her vagina, in hopes to get your whole head inside

Guy 1: why is your girlfriend walking so funny?
Guy 2: i Philipino Nosedived her last night.

by guppy pboi January 21, 2013

philips cdi

notoriously known as one of the worst video game consoles of all time, this piece of shit was shat out by the company known as philips who made other stuff like VCRs and DVD players but truthfully, they should have stuck to their day job. This console is also home to some really shitty games known as Hotel Mario and Link: The faces of Evil. There is no way that anybody would not have heard about these shitstains because they are notorious on the internet because the cutscenes from these terrible games are used in youtube poops everywhere. Basically, this console is just the purest form of burning dogshit.

"I just bought the Philips cdi!"
"Why?!"

by Wandering Potato December 9, 2014

Air Philippines

Sexy FRESH Filipino with nice kicks. An original member of the notorious sneaker squad 'Happy Feet'
When one sees AIR Philippines and they feel relaxed and chill just beacuse of the presence AIR Philippines gives off. Ladies love the freshness, dudes try ta imitate.

Kelsey would really like to get with some Air Philippines right about now.

air philippines is life.

DAMN! THAT DUDE AIR PHILIPPINES IS SOO FRESH HE MAKE MR. CLEAN LOOK FILTHY.

by AIR PHILIPPINES January 22, 2008

philippines

Visayan islands in the philippines is a great place. Cebu is probably one of the nices places in the world, while Luzon, is a polluted dump. If you plan to go to Manila and Quezon City, don't bring anything fancy while walking in the streets or you'll get mugged. Not to mention the flying cockroaches...

Go to the Visayas if you want a resort.

by Tim May 13, 2005