Perez

A Beast, A Big Deal, Everything that is great embodied in one being.

Someone "Better" than everyone else.

An Arrogant Asshole.

Not only a person, but a State of Mind.

Wow, that dude is Perez, the man, the myth, the legend.

by John Snow September 24, 2007

Perentes

The official ship name of Tony Perry and Mike Fuentes of Pierce The Veil. This name was created because of the many pictures of Tony and Mike messing around. This is not a popular ship.

OMG, this Perentes fanfiction is amazing!

by Anonymous ~~ January 6, 2013

Perez Dispenser

A pseudo-paparazzi wannabe who simply regurgitates all online informational gossip there is to know about a high-profile celebrity.

"Oh my God! Last night, Jason was looking to be the center of attention last night at the club. In his failed attempt to become an in-crowd member, he simply told us everything about Lindsay Lohan that we already knew. He's such a Perez Dispenser!"

by The Veuve Clicquot Coalition March 2, 2009

perennial loser

Perennial losers are people who suck basically all the time. They don't realize they suck because they often delude themselves by clinging to some distant past event to justify their existence.

Dodger fan: "I'm cool because we won all these world series way back in the day." Reality: You're payroll equals the rest of your division combined and you can't even win that consitently. You are a perennial loser.

by makwu April 21, 2010

Perez's Law

Perez's law is the inverse of Moore's law. It states: "the stock price any company that Antonio Perez is CEO of, will drop by half every 18 months."

The effect of Perez's Law on Kodak's stock price

$30 2007 beginning
$15 2008 middle
$5 2010 end
$2.50 2011 middle
$1.25 2012 end
.75 2014 middle

by Enormous rooster July 20, 2011

Pia Mia Perez

A beautiful singer from Guam who rose to fame after being friends with Kylie Jenner.
She has an amazing voice and looks beautiful and has long coloured blonde hair and a very delicate thin frame.
She is of European/Oceanic decent and has dark skin and eyes.

Dude 1: Pia Mia Perez has the most amazing voice!

Dude 2: I know plus she's a beauty!

by anon592381 January 3, 2014

melina perez

The hot wrestler chick that does her split entrance; dumped John Morrison, went out with Batista, left him and went back to dating John Morrison. Oh yeah, she screams a lot.

Wow! You can do a split almost as good as Melina Perez!

by RickQ August 9, 2009