Mohammed Patel

A very dangerous chutiya(idiot)

There is a dangerous idiot who blew up the building

Must be mohammed patel

by ImDope69 November 24, 2021

Axar Patel

Another slow left arm bowler who England can't seem to play. Made the pink ball rag square and some of his tried to spin but didn't turn (not a fookin arm ball).

Axar Patel gives every England Cricket fan nightmares

by saqib simp May 31, 2021

Patel Gafoor

An imaginary alias that can be used to cover up something.

When you get caught fucking your professor's daughter.

Professor: Who the fuck are you?
You: Patel Gafoor

by Patel Gafoor December 26, 2022

shyam patel

Stupid

Stupid Shyam Patel

by HondaSensai November 02, 2020

kamel patel

the shittest math teacher to ever live, had the personality of a chair

Scott -"wow that guy was such a shit math teacher"

Ash - "yeah i know right! he didn't even mark the test!"

Scott - "What a kamel patel!"

by big_old_drone(hasbigdick) March 06, 2020

Harsh Patel

short kid, kinda sped and needs encouragement to do better. he is always trying get the tokes and his father is disappointed. Girls and Guy are attracted to this 5 foot 4 menace.

Stop pulling a Harsh Patel. Oh look theres Harsh Patel

by osmanrafiki June 13, 2022

Patel Brothers

A store that has a chapathi maker. It used to be cool but now it's meh.

"I get all my chapathis from Patel Brothers"
"Make them yourself, you lazy person"

by Redbedheaddead March 19, 2018