Oxford lunch

A 69 but you're both rimming each other.

If you're bored of a normal 69, why not try eating each others ass at the same time. Have an Oxford lunch

by Whenorwhereidk January 30, 2021

Oxford Wagon Rut

A fecal brown streak left on the abdominal region after a titty fuck.

The titty fuck she gave me caught me off guard. I accidentally gave her an Oxford Wagon Rut, as I had previously failed to appropriately cleanup my beer shart.

by Blumpkincandle January 15, 2023

Orford Park

Orford Park is a place full of drug addicts, nonces, chavs and gypsies, the gypsies take over the fields or car parks of Orford Park and some take kids or try to kidnap or attack people with machetes and axesThe chavs take up the skate park, the nonces sit on benches and watch the kids play on the park or on the fields, the drug addicts sit at a place known as ‘the logs’ (5 logs put in a circle to sit on) and piss about and do drugs

“You going to Orford Park later?”
“Yeah man”
“Alright sound meet me at the logs to smoke”

by An Orford Dweller June 24, 2023

John Osborne

A bald nonce that is too old to cum, he also has a gay son

John osborne: Hey, your dad John is a nonce *slaps head*

by BettySchwallocks October 18, 2019

Payton Osborne

No.1 girl

Payton Osborne is amazing

by (147($#2(5+!:'!))7(;_?) March 24, 2021

University of Oxford

Best and most prestigious university in the world. Where the rebels from Cambridge came from when they started a failed version of it. Also the real life Hogwarts.

I wish I could go to the University of Oxford, it's the best in the world!

by AnneL89 September 2, 2018

Oxford

A small city in the midlands of the UK. Would not be famous at all if it wasnt for one of the best and oldest universities in the world. Not much really happens but its still a good place to live, nice and safe. Alot of people will say its full of stuck up people from the university, which is true to an extent, but you have to remember they are not actually from oxford, and have came from all over the UK and the world. Lots of weird/hippyish interesting drugged up people that make the place unique. Other than that its like anyother place. Shitty high street with shitty chain shops. Great for being outdoors. In summer you can not top a day sitting by the river in uni parks or christchurch with a few beers and a spliff. Good pubs also.

A nice place, Oxford

by The Marvelous Slut February 25, 2010