Opie

Verb -- To ejaculate all over the place when walking into a room, interrupting the act of slamming the taco sex, causing the male to retract his penis. Thus making the perfect birth control method.

I was totally banging that ho, when that kid walked in and opied all up in his pants.

by Bobbybelovindaho November 28, 2009

soapie opie

To lather up with soap in the shower, only to turn off the water, exiting the tub covered in soap, then running out into the house and giving the nearest person a hug. Only then to put lathered soap on them, giving them a "Soapie Opie."

Man, I can't believe it. I was over at Frank's house and he came running out of the shower all naked and lathered up, then he gave me a Soapie Opie.

by markmanvan November 26, 2007

opie man

street name for opium. what you say, not to get busted by fuzz

Hey Z, get your ass over to my crib and meet opie man.

by The Juggalo October 21, 2006

obiter

Refers to a guy whom a girl treats as second-class choice. These are potential partners who are somewhat incomplete. The girl throws occasion signs to lead them on but parks them hanging just in case she finally decides to use him or in the less likely case, accept him.

"Marcus is just an obiter. I feel kinda sorry that he gets led on by Nicole thinking he has a chance with her when in fact he is second choice."

by kaikai86 September 9, 2011

opie

Owner of the website www.entensity.net

Real name: Shawn

OMG! I am 1st to comment.

OMG Opie you rock!

or

Opie I'm your #1 fan OMFG and you don't give a shit LOLZ!

by «» June 21, 2004

opit

Big Ass Enormous Gigantic Boobs

i walked up to a girl and she had the biggest opits ever.

by Rj Ponesse October 2, 2006

the opiate of the masses

see atheism

atheism is the opiate of the masses

under communism's dictatorial rule of atheism and state opium production flourishes,then they get all of the people really high and then they shoot them all

just for fun i guess

by sick fucks them atheists March 7, 2005