Splicing (Fiber Optics)

U have 2 fiber end. Put them in machine. Machine says beep. Now you got no fiber ends and a neckbeard who can stream lotr in 4k.

Splicing (Fiber Optics), for example "Today I spliced 96 Fibers in a roadside cabinet."

by dj_ordje March 29, 2021

Optical manure

When you have a shitty outlook om life in general.

Jenny had such a bad day she couldn't help but have a optical manure out look for the following day.

by moondragon1974 November 11, 2022

Triple Optic

Third eye, Reason, Consciousness. Used heavily in UG hip hop.

Damn, that girl has some crazy triple optic. Yeah shes down.

by infiniteimagination July 05, 2012

fiber optic cable

a way to express your love for someone. basically another word for i love you.

'fiber optic cable, bro."

"i fiber optic cable you too."

by amy is basically hajime November 21, 2023

Optical Rectumitius

Not beeing able to see shit because your head is so far up ur own ASS!!

Flaslight has Optical Rectumitius

by Suicide424 February 20, 2010

Optical allusion titties

When titties look bigger than they really are. Most often due to the manner in which the titties are dressed/displayed.

Dude, i was so bummed when she took her shirt off, total optical allusion titties, they were tiny.

"yeah, there not that big, there optical allusion titties" - Mello

by T-sett September 22, 2009

Nigga Optics

Nigga Optics is a technology developped by Talon Industries that does recognize people of color!!!

Didn't you see that black person? No! Well my friend, you're in need of Nigga Optics!!!"

Thanks to Nigga Optics these store slide doors automatically open when a black person tries to enter the store!!!

by TaLoN.NL December 16, 2019