get off my shit

A response to someone who is constantly criticizing or trying to tell you that you are doing something wrong, saying it wrong, or just finding fault in a condescending way. This person is usually a douche bag who talks shit, starts shit, can't finish their own shit, and yet wants to get all in your shit.

Synonyms: get off my jock, hop off my sattle, get off my bumper, get off my grill
Me: I really like that new song. I think I am going to download it on my ipod.

DB: That band is so passe, you are wasting your time listening to that crap. You would be better off throwing money in the street than downloading it. But you do what you want. That song will go with all the other ratty music you have on that ipod. You should just put your music on your smart phone anyway.

Me: Dude, get off my shit!
by raven2006 October 09, 2010
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i lost my shit

(n) (1) to lose ones shit is to see something or hear something funny or scary, and to laugh or be scard so much you defecate your self.

(aj) (2) i lost my shit can also be a figure of speech to explain something funny or scary.
"did u see that guy get hit in the balls? "

"yer i lost my shit lol"

'i lost my shit that was the scariest girl is have ever seen"
by jaydos123456 January 17, 2011
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Nigga eat my shit

to eat one's dust; to forcibly make one eat your shit by owning them.
OMG, you just got owned, "nigga eat my shit".
by Domino64 November 30, 2007
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Ass on my shit

Completely fucked up and bad. Nothing good can possibly come of this.
Dude, I totally fucked my girlfriend's sister. It was totally ass on my shit.
by Sevendusterino March 09, 2009
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Clean up my shit

"It's time to clean up my shit before that asshole rats me out."
by AWrinkleInTime May 29, 2016
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Don't touch my shit

A term said to someone if they steal your stuff, an angry response to someone taking your stuff in an annoying way. Usually between your peers or friends.
Guy 1 takes Guy 2's backpack.
Guy 1: "Bro, gimme my shit back. And don't touch my shit."
by DopeManDog March 13, 2016
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get my shit in a pile

to get one's shit together. to allocate one's priorities or responsibilities or, quite simply to make a pile of shit.
steve: hey man, hows school goin?
levon: oh man, not good, i gotta get my shit in a pile, i'm failing hard.
by oorah. August 25, 2009
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