A rare bird. Any person who goes to a significant portion or whole tour of a single rock band's tour run and has the appearance (due to greasy hair and generally unkempt hygene) of a drowned rat. Generally found at jam band concerts (Phish,The Dead, Widespread Panic). Regarded with a mix of wonder ("What, do you have a trust fund or something?") and disgust ("No, I'm not giving you my ticket for free.").
Dude #1 "Jeez, check out the tour rat"
Dude #2 "Wonder how many shows he's been to..."
Dude #1 "Wonder how many shows he remembers!"
Dude #2 "Wonder how many shows he's been to..."
Dude #1 "Wonder how many shows he remembers!"
by helen a bucket July 11, 2003
"I brought that cute little blonde from Georgia back to my place and spent the night playing tour guide."
by J-Win April 01, 2006
To ride around the UOR campus with a joint or blunt, (usually Green Crack or GDP) enjoying the beautiful weather, campus grounds, and avoiding P-Safe.
Evan A-Town: I got a quarter of Green Crack for 60, from my boy that lives with Mac!
Alex (The Boss): Damnn.. You & me both A-Town! I got the O of shake of GDP for 80.
............. Puff .................. Puff ................. Redlands Tour
Alex (The Boss): Damnn.. You & me both A-Town! I got the O of shake of GDP for 80.
............. Puff .................. Puff ................. Redlands Tour
by Cal Hall 09/10 August 04, 2010
only the best concert ever
5 stages, 8 hours
All-American Rejects, Taking back Sunday, The Used, Rufio, Simple Plan, AFI, Sum 41...
5 stages, 8 hours
All-American Rejects, Taking back Sunday, The Used, Rufio, Simple Plan, AFI, Sum 41...
by Anonymous May 31, 2003
1. A female working on a touring show who seems to have no real stage or production skills. Usually does menial tasks and does little manual labor. Really gets paid to have relations with the male members of the show's crew.
2. A term used to call a female stageworker's skills into question. An insult directed at females on stage.
2. A term used to call a female stageworker's skills into question. An insult directed at females on stage.
1. She was never good enough to work big shows when she was trying, but now that she's a tour whore she just stays on the bus and is in demand!
2. When she couldn't figure out how to tie a clove hitch, I called her a tour whore.
2. When she couldn't figure out how to tie a clove hitch, I called her a tour whore.
by his equestrian majesty July 24, 2006
by Redurban80 May 24, 2020
the act of taking a French artifact (preferably a small replica of the eifel tower) and proceed to shove into an oraphis such as a vagina or sphinkter. as this takes place you place shit in your hand and engage in a mustache placing such as a sterotypical french mustache on thier upper lip. then after this takes place proceed to make your lover say "bon appitete" or "bonjour".
by Dyelawn October 16, 2008