How are you.....you twit OMSL
by snappy November 18, 2003
Get the OMSL mug.used to describe one who is caught at a school/work event in possession of drugs, often LSD and Marijuana. This person usually ends up facing disciplinary action, often including juvenile detention.
John: Bro did you hear what happened to Logan?
Jacob: Yeah he really pulled an omshiv there, yikes.
John: Dude the police was all up in his room searching it shit was crazy!
Jacob: Yeah I heard he's literally going to jail that's rough.
Jacob: Yeah he really pulled an omshiv there, yikes.
John: Dude the police was all up in his room searching it shit was crazy!
Jacob: Yeah I heard he's literally going to jail that's rough.
by numnumz123 February 12, 2020
Get the omshiv mug."Omsim" Is a Filipino pop word used by the youth that was born around 2010-2014. This word means "Yes!" In a pop manner. This word is commonly used in schools, streets and their houses.
by Byzantium March 2, 2023
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by KPHOTO88 December 16, 2011
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1. An older man who has high sexual attraction.
2. Its a gauge women measure in their own mind when considering sleeping with and or admiring the sexual attractiveness an older man. Usually this gauge which is called the OMSA Meter is blindly boosted by how much money, power or fame this older man has. Do not mistake this for a sugar daddy as a poor older man can possibly have high OMSA.
For an older man to qualify for OMSA the woman who is measuring it with her OMSA meter has to be at least 10 years older than her.
Women that have unusual low standards of giving any man OMSA on their OMSA meter usually have daddy issues.
1. An older man who has high sexual attraction.
2. Its a gauge women measure in their own mind when considering sleeping with and or admiring the sexual attractiveness an older man. Usually this gauge which is called the OMSA Meter is blindly boosted by how much money, power or fame this older man has. Do not mistake this for a sugar daddy as a poor older man can possibly have high OMSA.
For an older man to qualify for OMSA the woman who is measuring it with her OMSA meter has to be at least 10 years older than her.
Women that have unusual low standards of giving any man OMSA on their OMSA meter usually have daddy issues.
Example 1:
Girl 1: "I'm thinking of going out with a date with my boss at work. He's older than me."
Girl 2: "Does he have OMSA?"
Girl 1: "Yep sure does. He is on Johnny Depps level"
Example 2.
Girl: "Girl what the hell are you doing fooling around with that old fool, is your OMSA meter working properly?"
Girl 1: "I'm thinking of going out with a date with my boss at work. He's older than me."
Girl 2: "Does he have OMSA?"
Girl 1: "Yep sure does. He is on Johnny Depps level"
Example 2.
Girl: "Girl what the hell are you doing fooling around with that old fool, is your OMSA meter working properly?"
by SaidInJest February 23, 2009
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by omnom the philosopher February 6, 2020
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