Montreal Band Trips

A period of time where a group of 4 boys with the rest of a band get to go completely crazy and loose all respect for authority etc. These 4 men can be found either buying smokes and beer, puking in bathtubs, trashing hotel rooms etc.
"That's a dang ol!"
"Dad dad I got 100% on my test!"
"Ronnie don't you do this to me again"
"Nutcracker!"
by oojuu June 23, 2003
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Montreal Death Shroud

When you purposefully defecate in your underwear and then sneak up on an unsuspecting person while they are sleeping, and wrap the underwear over their head and don't let them out....... At least for a long enough time that you think you got em back.
"Awww man i slept at Sean's house and he gave me a Montreal Death Shroud... I've got pink eye and Ecoli! I'm never sleeping there again!"

by VE3-FCK February 10, 2009
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montreal steak spice

when a guy recieves a blow job; oral sex performed on a guy.
"Did you go down on him?"
"Hells yeah, girl. I gave him the best montreal steak spice he's ever had."
by hardon May 12, 2006
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An event taking place in Montreal, Canada on January 11, 2015 in which people will gather at Mount Royal metro station and from there take the metro pantless.
If you plan on attending Montreal's pantless metrothon don't be surprised if people tell you are wearing sandals in a warehouse.
by Sexydimma January 05, 2015
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South Shore Montreal

The most crackheaded hood in Montreal. Even the feds be sniffing lines on that side of the city.
Yoo I wanna go to Montreal this summer you coming with me ?
Fosho but let's not go to South Shore Montreal. The feds will arrest you for not doing crack.
by chrisndj December 13, 2019
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The Montreal Effect

If you are not from the Montreal area, and you stay for longer than just a visit, you may be affected by the "Montreal Effect". The Montreal Effect is recognizable by it's taking over of a previously patient and soft tempered personality. Once it's effect have acted on a new Montreal resident, the person shows symptoms of agressiveness on the road, loss of patience, and selfishness.
- I am so irratable and mad at everything, I don't know what's wrong with me lately...?!
- Maybe you have been struck by the Montreal Effect.
- Is it bad?
- It's very dangerous.
by MandeeBenz May 13, 2010
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Montreal Missile

When someone simultaneously cums a distance of atleast 2 feet while taking a shit. Also called a joop but requires the cum to hit a 24 inch distance minimum otherwise it would be a joop.

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While in Montreal's little Italy I had a large meal of pasta. Went to the bathroom during my date. While taking my massive weekly dump I had a damn Montreal missile leaving an unmanageable mess.
by The lowes blow May 12, 2024
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