OBSPMI

An acronym formed from a mix of other most powerful curse words. Used when there is no better way to describe the disgustingness of a person; the worst kind of person possible. Also used as a "cover all" when one cannot think of words to characterize someone who is absolute "dirt". Can be used to describe a person of any sex.

Onanist. Bitch. Shit. Prick. Motherfucker. Iceweasel.

1. He's such an OBSPMI it's believable, he wonders why nobody likes him.

2. She's so OBSPMI!! I can't stand her, she needs to stop sluting around with anyone that has a dick.

by What's Trending December 18, 2012

Obsessive Compulsive Bank Robbing Disorder

A disabling psychological disorder that propels the sufferer to repeatedly and uncontrollably rob banks until they are finally nabbed and sent inside where they are left to regale their psychologists with exciting stories about their own magnetic personalities and long-standing risk taking patterns since childhood.

I’d asked my attorney to make it clear that I am a victim of a serious case of Obsessive Compulsive Bank Robbing Disorder but the judge laughed in open court and dismissed it as a manipulative ploy to obtain a reduced sentence.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 27, 2021

Obstallenges

One facing both obstacles, and challenges.

The characters in the novel endured many obstallenges.

by Med,Land April 19, 2010

planned obsolescence

A process which involves a manufacture to develope a product (such as a car, video game console, TV) with the intentions of making it obsolete and/or non-functional after a certain period of time in order to sales and profit. It has benefits for a producer (repeat purchases) but disadvantages for the consumer(waste of time and money).

Man, I have to go to the store again; my toaster broke and it would cost more to fix it than to buy a new one. Freakin' planned obsolescence.

by Yza January 11, 2009

Obsessive Kid Cudism Disorder

Can be shortened to OKCD. Commonly found in teenagers that engage in illegal activities (such as smoking marijuana). Symptoms include feeling the need to skip school to go to cudi concerts, periodically posting cudi lyrics as your Facebook status, experiencing elation and relaxation only while listening to cudi songs, and bonding with other people simply on the basis of a mutual love for the same artist.

My friend Stan exhibits all the symptoms of Obsessive Kid Cudism Disorder and I'm worried that he may have to seek professional psychiatric help very soon.

by StanTheMan1227 November 4, 2010

Obstacle Course-it

when there is alot of things or people in the way you have move around them, go over things or under things.

person one: How do I get through there if all this stuff in my way
Person two: Dude I guess your going to have to obstacle couse-it
or
Your mom: How do you get to your bed with all this mess in your room
You: I obstacle course-it

by RustyPixie8808 May 21, 2008

Obserbation

To watch oneself masturbate or to watch another do so, sometimes both.

Have you heard about obserbation? I would never watch!

Do you obserbate or are you more of a "see no evil" kind of guy

Ive been obserbating for years, i find it more erotic.

by Jeff and Tim January 14, 2009