weird ox

A strange person; someone who's behaviour is so confusing there are no words to describe it. It is worse than weirdo.

Did you hear that lady dresses her dog in baby clothes and reads to it at bed time - what a weird ox!

by snigs August 1, 2006

Suck an ox dick

Grabbing an ox's hairy shaft and sucking it until all of the ox yogurt is expelled from the ox's dick.

Yo aj, suck an ox dick bitch.

by spotswoode99 January 27, 2009

Ayo cnagle o caly ox

An expression of great emotion.

Person1: Doin ya mom

Person2: Ayo cnagle o caly ox

Person1: ...What?

by ajbgahskbvhksd September 13, 2021

Pop an Ox

Anything you want it to be, but only positive connotations. This phrase originates from the action of eating fried cookie dough. Eating fried cookie dough originates from ancient Greece. Ancient Greece originates from people. People originate from the beginning of time. Therefore, popping an ox originated at the beginning of time.

I just popped an ox in that bathroom over there.
Pop an Ox: Take a crap.

by bruvajoe November 15, 2018

Cunt-Ox

(Aussie slang)any person being a completely stuborn, obnoxious cunt on the issue that will not let you speak your side of the story, hence the suffix word Ox to indicate the stubbourness of the person.

Don was being a real cunt-ox today because he didnt want to hear my side of the story.

When Alscia is in one of her shitty moods she becomes a down right cunt-ox to deal with.

by cartoonartist January 18, 2009

:P ox

to lick an ox. The term "go :P ox" means go lick an ox.

stranger: man your a retard
stranger: meh go :P ox

friend 1: your an amazing singer!
friend 2: thanks, :P ox

by :P ox October 23, 2011

musk ox

1. a very clean animal, native to tundra areas.
2. that beardy man who lives under the stairs

1. "should we bathe the musk ox?"
"ok, but they're not very dirty..."

2. "whos that loser under the stairs?"
"its a musk ox"

by Shiny-15 July 27, 2006