Nutty Flump

A fart with such ferocity that it leaves light brown marshmallows in the seat of one's underpants.

Do you have a spare pair of undies your Majesty? I have just done a world record nutty flump.

by nuttyflumper May 23, 2009

nutty bloody

A large piece of shit that has pieces of nuts that cut your ass so that it bleeds into your toilet when you are pushing it out.

The nutty bloody hurt so bad coming out that I cried... but then I laughed the night away!

by Uncle J J May 25, 2005

Nutty Spread

New Zealand Slang.

Meaning Idiot or stupid person
'Nutty as a fruitcake'

Jakob, Stop doing that! You nutty spread!

by bobby_mcgee June 6, 2018

nutty gutty

when something is nutty gutty it has been hidden for some specific reason most likely by a government organization such as the CIA

hey what's nutty gutty
lmao I don't know
haha me neither

by Ripe Chungles February 27, 2019

Nutty Balboa

When you teabag someone and punch them in the face.

I gave my girlfriend a Nutty Balboa last night.

by THE ONE AND ONLY MANDREW June 2, 2016

nutty buddy

a little debbie cake with two wafer sticks containing peanut butter and chocolate

you: ayo let me get a nutty buddy
other: nah u can get a oatmeal cake

by [iRan] October 1, 2008

Nutty coco

A "crazy nigger". Often used in reference to the alcohol-induced insanity experienced by many Australian Aborigines. Popular amongst the prison population.

My stupid friend, Jimmy (not streetwise): "I'm gonna roll that cheeky fucking boong!"
Me (alert to the way of the street): "Whoa now, Jimmy! That coon is nutty coco!"
*Jimmy takes a cautionary step backward*

by Harriett Marionette September 13, 2008