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Nurgle

Nurgle is the God of Pestilence, Death and Decay. Nurgle is one of the Chaos Gods in the Warhammer: 40,000 universe. He leads thousands of rotting warriors into battle; most of which feel no pain. Nurgle is the sworn enemy of Tzeentch, God of Change.

Nurgle's army is infantry based, and relies on many squads of meat shields rather than small squads of elite men. As his meat shields feel no pain, the army is well dependant on their land warriors. Falling upon their enemy like a plague, the massive infantry units of Nurgle overwhelm the enemies of Chaos.
Nurgle's Death Guard is one of the most brutal Chaos armies ever.
by Mehro December 21, 2004
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Turd Nurgler

Noun: some one who partakes in sexual relations in a gay mans ass. Generally nurgling turds in the process.
That wierdo is such a turd nurgler.
by Dr. Face May 30, 2009
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Numple

A bumpy nipple. Usually with a few sprigs of nipple pubes on it. Gross enough to turn you off completely. The bumps can be seen through light t shirts and most bras.
Guh, did you see her numples? I wanted to puke!

Dude, that chick had a set of numples that spelled "gross" in braille! I was really into it!

I don't believe a numple should shove through a padded bra AND a sweatshirt!
by goballsdeep1983 April 1, 2010
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Nurtle

The area at the crest of the ass-crack. It is often over-looked and taken for granted.
Check it out, that girl's nurtle is showing.
by Alkaiser October 22, 2010
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Nurpee

A frozen slushy drink that is not an officially branded Slurpee. An imitation/bootleg Slurpee.

Nurpee = Not a Slurpee
A Nurpee just doesn't taste the same as an authentic Slurpee from 7-11.

She really wanted a Slurpee, but, there wasn't a 7-11 nearby so she had to settle for a Nurpee from the gas station.
by JonnyHurt March 16, 2020
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nurped out

When a girl is clearly on drugs and she is at the point of NO return at a party and starts jacking everything of yours uncontrollably ~
Bruh, this girl got hella tipsy at the crib and became nurped out and started jacking me and Andrew X.
by cheddarbeezy June 7, 2017
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nurdle

those little plastic pellets you find washed up on the beach after they've gotten lost on the way to factory where they make plastic water bottles that you buy instead of drinking tap water. They're also found in the bellies of poor sealife that mistake them for food. And they're plastic, so they don't break down.
There's more nurdles in the ocean than plankton. A lot more.
by pengo October 14, 2007
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