Hoe

A garden tool

Farmer 1: "Wheres the hoe for the garden?"

Farmers Wife: "The hoe is in the shed honey."

by Don't mess with DaBoss February 25, 2011

hoe

Its 3:10 a.m. and I'm pretty sure I'm looking for one. Most likely you are too. However, the catch is if you are a farmer. In that case, you are most certainly looking for two different hoes. But seriously, one is responsible for the agricultural movement that occured around 4000BC, allowing man to efficiently grow massive quantities of crops. The other hoe also came to existance around 4000 b.c, allowing man to contract massive quantities of STDs.

I would love to hoe this fertile land
I would love for this hoe to get the fuck off of my fertile land

I spent a lot of money on this hoe but I got some nice crops
I spent a lot of money on this hoe but I got some nice crabs

This hoe works the land real freaky nasty good
This hoes works the land really nicely

by PWJ December 01, 2007

Hoe

Someone that that breaks up with someone for a dumbass reason and immediately starts to date someone else

That girl Shaniqua is such a fucking hoe

by Shawn King September 03, 2018

hoe

Misspelling of 'ho' (short for 'whore'), confused with a tool for gardening.

Guy #1: Look she's a hoe!
Guy #2: No dude, she's a ho.

by j_b December 31, 2005

Hoe

A girl who has no standards, wears tight clothes and looks nasty.

"Dude, Kathy's such a hoee!"

by babycakesss! April 23, 2010

hoes

Garden tools. Also, a term used by most dumb teenagers used to describe girls who engage in sexual conduct.

"Hey, the new freshmen are major hoes. Man I'm gonna tap them asses."

"See these hoes? Put 'em back in the toolshed when you finish using them."

by ted zeppelin March 28, 2005

hoe

A garden tool which used to break up the soil to plant shit!! duh..what do you think it is

i got 2 dirty hoes in each hand

by hitlers child November 26, 2006