Felted

Point at which an individual finds themselves facing total L, forfeiting all their chips and remaining with nothing but Felt on the table.

Ethan was unable to provide child support due to his pill habit, things had been going badly for a while but when he was pressed with an additional lawsuit he was completely felted.

by DontScare July 28, 2022

Touching Felt

When one reaches into another’s pants and grazes the top of the pubic hairline with their fingertips.

I wasn’t trying to be too forward but decided touching felt was a good move.

by All Bets Hedged May 22, 2020

How she felt

No it isn't.

Hym "How she felt is 'full of a mental retard's dick.' THAT'S how she felt. THIS is how I felt because THIS is what was already happening and if it doesn't end with me retiring early because I was give the credit and money I deserve for creating AI it's going to end with someone's kid getting stabbed in a gas station. You don't know or care how she felt and you're lucky I'm not making you choose between her and one of your kids because the last time I saw her would have been the last time someone saw there kid."

by Hym Iam May 23, 2025

felted

To be felted is to be bend over by a large Canadian man who sucks on your asshole while I random cokehead wanks in the corner.

"Oh baby, he felted me!" said Sturgis

by commi3 mark June 21, 2024

Felt

fondle someone for one's own sexual stimulation.

He felt her up, groping her body for his own perverse pleasure, making her uncomfortable.

by Arminkshipper May 19, 2025

paige felt

A girl, who is perfect in every way possible. She’s often known to make people’s heart stop when she walks in the room. She’s super stylish and can do just about anything. She’s almost as athletically inclined as she is musically inclined. Don’t forget about her guilty pleasure which includes the playing of various video games. She has the biggest heart, that she only shows to people she feels deserve it. She will bend over backwards for the ones she loves. Her love language is quality time. Her beautiful green eyes are as deep as her thoughts. Her long hair is as beautiful as her mind. She’ll make you laugh and at the same time blow your mind. If you find a Paige Felt don’t ever lose her.

Paige Felt is Daniel’s Girlfriend
I love you Paige Felt

by Dopekitty101 June 9, 2021

Felted

To get owned.

David tweeted, "It's so over. Literally felted."

by nodrama.jpg May 7, 2022