nooblet

like a noob, only is usually alot younger and thus a lot more ignorant to obvious facts. they usually follow you around, and click trade with you about 10 times. when you allow the trade, they either put nothing up, hoping for free things, or they put something totally usless up and ask for an insane ammount of money for it.

nooblet: trade! trade!
pot head370: fine what
(trade window opens)
pot head370:..........what????
nooblet: give me something for free, im new so i deserve free stuff
pot head370 declines trade

~or senario number two~
(nooblet puts up empty pot and bucket of water into trade window)
pot head370: what the fuck am i suppost to do with that?
nooblet: give me 5k for it, its rare

by pot head370 September 16, 2008

Noble Gas

Derived from science, noble gas has come to mean anything boring, lame, unreactive, or discrete.

Jane: Yesterday, I told my husband our baby was a hermaphrodite, and he didn't even blink.
Jenny: He's such a noble gas.

by Tortazo April 3, 2009

nomable

The state of being desirable to nom on. Delicious; sexually pleasing.

Mmmmm, hummus is so nomable - I think I'll nom on some right now, om nom nom.


Damn Anu is nomable!

by secshunayt December 25, 2008

noblessez-faire

someone elected to government noble enough to avoid cronyism, and allow citizens to prosper

(portmanteau combining these French terms, used in English):
1. Noblesse oblige: Whoever claims to be noble must conduct himself nobly.

2. Laissez-faire: transactions between private parties free from state-intervention --------> 3. (my neologism)

People running for office -- as wealthy as Ross Perot, Mitt Romney, and John Kerry -- would ideally be uninfluenced by lobbyists' money, level the playing field by the principle of "noblessez-faire".

by anamorphosis February 6, 2012

Noobletina

A Noobletina is a person that is noobier than a noob and a nooblete, thus becoming the ultimate noobletina.

Being the inventor of this wonderful and glorious word, everyone should mostly use it in games.

Joe: Hey how do you assign numbers to units?
Jack: Shh now noobletina.

by Sharp77 March 16, 2013

Noble Woody

When a Stripper from Texas drops a porno mag in your lap on the airplane and invites you to the back to join the mile high club. Awkwardly, you meet in the plane bathroom to inform her you are a virgin and that she should also save herself for someone special. You my friend have a Noble Woody

He passed on the slutty chick because He is the essence of a Noble Woody

by Slugsworth1 April 10, 2017

nimbleton

A squatting person that puts their shirt over their knees and waddles around like a 2ft penguin.

"Is that woman a midget with giant boobs or is she just acting like a nimbleton?"

by LenisWenis October 27, 2017