printer monkey

derogatory term for IT employees who think too highly of themselves

That Tony guy over in IT acts like he's God because he un-jams the Xerox every other day...I could do that printer monkey's job. I know how to use Google too.

If that printer monkey asks me if I restarted my laptop one more time I'm going to strangle him with my 5 ft USB cable.

by paula. June 30, 2014

Printer Theory

The concept that, in any given conversation about the price of warhammer models, someone will say "printer go brr" or some other statement about their use of a 3d printer.

"Wow these models are really expensive! $75 for 100 points!"
"Printer go brrr."
"Ah, classic printer theory."

by danceinthewind March 17, 2022

Printer talk

When you are working in an office and you need an excuse to make small talk with someone you meet at the printer to talk. Note this can be elaborated on for any other office equipment like scanners, photocopiers, fax etc.

Person 1: The boss is looking at us if you want to finish talking lets do some printer talk
Person 2: That sounds like a good idea i'll head over now.

by Boomer_Zoomer January 29, 2019

Getting her printer fixed

Something people in college yell at you when you walk with someone of the opposite sex.

Damn! She be getting her printer fixed so good tonight!
Did it get jammed when she was getting her printer fixed?

by Gettingmyprinterfixed September 8, 2018

No Printer

Factual, referring to truth. A fax machine is being used instead of a printer, making a play on words to say "facts"

No printer, the game was game changing.

by apotter96 March 26, 2024

Printer

Code for vape

Guy: "Hey man have you seen my 'printer?'"
Guy 2: "Yeah. Earlier I took a pretty fat hit of your va... printer."
Guy 3: "Hey can y'all shut up and pass the printer?"
Guy 2: "Can't. We misplaced it."

by ill take a #1 February 9, 2020

Give The Printer Some Ink

a call for sex where the male will ejaculate in the orifice of the body as illustrated by the significant other.

"C'mon babe! Give The Printer Some Ink!"

by JackMasterBater November 9, 2023