Give The Printer Some Ink

a call for sex where the male will ejaculate in the orifice of the body as illustrated by the significant other.

"C'mon babe! Give The Printer Some Ink!"

by JackMasterBater November 09, 2023

schrödingers epson printer

when you go to do the prep you meant to when it’s slow on the line, only to have your ticket printer go the fuck off.

Yeah sorry Jason, I meant to prep your limes last night but ya know “schrödingers epson printer man.”

by thekingggg April 29, 2024

printer monkey

derogatory term for IT employees who think too highly of themselves

That Tony guy over in IT acts like he's God because he un-jams the Xerox every other day...I could do that printer monkey's job. I know how to use Google too.

If that printer monkey asks me if I restarted my laptop one more time I'm going to strangle him with my 5 ft USB cable.

by paula. July 01, 2014

Printer Ink

The most rare and conserved substance, followed closely in cost by antimatter

I had to print my poster the day it was due so the school library made me pay $2.50 to print a single side in color. That damn printer ink drained my savings account faster than the school desktop took to pull up my document

by noob_chungus_3D October 15, 2022

printer ink

something you buy, and it seems like you need it again after 2 minutes

p1: "printer ink is so expensive"
p2: "ikr"

by ihfsdihaoifd September 25, 2021

Looking for girls with printers

When men on dating sites are looking for woman to have sex and have a kid with.

The women is referred to as a printer because men give her the ink (sperm) and it 'prints' kids.

(On Tinder profile)

Looking for girls with printers.

by AYAUS August 26, 2021

Getting her printer fixed

Something people in college yell at you when you walk with someone of the opposite sex.

Damn! She be getting her printer fixed so good tonight!
Did it get jammed when she was getting her printer fixed?

by Gettingmyprinterfixed September 08, 2018