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Uncle Taming

the act of taming an uncle for breeding purposes. There are multiple steps that must be taken in order to breed your own uncle or indeed the uncle of another person
1. You must taste blood
2. Search for an eligible Uncle
3. Take the chosen Uncle to the state of Israel, choosing any city
4. Immediately leave the country and leave the Uncle behind
5. Upon arrival home, the Uncle will be either in your basement or in a spare bedroom
5b. If you have neither the taming will fail
6. Mount the Uncle with a saddle and do not let him buck you off for 2 hours after mounting
7. With the Uncle broken, you must now breed him
At this point you should have successfully tamed your uncle and made him breeding stock
"sure Jessica i would love to come to your party with all those women but i'm busy Uncle taming and i fucking hate women"
by THAD SMASH January 31, 2020
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Tamed

Tamed, another name for Furries who Abstain from the sexualised concepts of furry art or pornography They are the type of people who often just enjoy dressing up, or making things related to animals. And sometimes non animals.

People who see themselves as tamed follow the idea of staying away from sexual topics.

And often opt for a more peaceful layed back approach to being a furry
Instead of easily getting offended they will instead be much more tamed in their response.

Other names to call these people are

Tame
Tamed
Furries are disgusting sometimes all I see and hear is porn and dealing with easily offended people.. I just like to make art but that's all I'm seen as.

Have you considered that you might be tamed?

What the hell is that?

It's a simple word for those who don't see themselves as sexual all the time. Often wanting to find a better way of understanding.
And are also suited for people who just enjoy the craft.
by That One Straight Furry June 29, 2023
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Tame the animal

V.) When four people grab each limb of person and pull so they cannot escape, leaving the victim helpless. Some versions of this include locking the victim in a cage after taming them. The victim is called an animal because of how much they squirm when being tamed.
Hey guys, once Parker is out of the bathroom, we should all Tame the animal then lock him in the sauna.”
by Zesty Uncle January 2, 2024
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Tame Turkey

The boring and bland-tasting non-alcoholic beverage that the folks at AA made Duke Harris drink when he was "going through the twelve steps" to give up Kentucky Straight Bourbon Whiskey.
They say that drinking Tame Turkey is the best way to "quit cold turkey" when you're addicted to Wild Turkey; I suppose that the results and statistics are debatable, depending on who you talk to.
by QuacksO November 28, 2020
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Reagan Lisle Tame

Reagan’s are the kindest type of people in the world. He will make your day better any way that he can. He is the kindest person on earth. Reagan is the type of person that has a a lot of female friends. Reagan is always there for anyone when they are in need. If you have a Reagan in your life don’t lose him.
Everyone needs a Reagan Lisle Tame.
by tiny dog September 29, 2020
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Tames

He is tames he has a big peepee
by Tamasdemaagd August 8, 2022
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Ostrich Taming

Getting your grandpa to put his beer down and come to the table for thanksgiving.
"Who's ostrich taming tonight"
"Not me"
by TheMonkeyLordeShowsNoRemorse99 November 25, 2020
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