natalies hairline

A very commonly known to be “A SHIT HAIRLINE” like tbh a wig would look better on your head then your actual hair. Let’s all be honest your gonna have a horseshoe hair line at the age of 47

bro..please don’t get natalies hairline.

by Gecko8009 March 21, 2022

Mcdonalds Hairline

A hairline like lydia ritchie’s. Often reffered to as a “Mcdonalds Hairline” due to it’s resemblance of the letter m.

Joel: have you seen Lydia’s hairline?

Kieran: oh yeah what a dog such a Mcdonalds Hairline

by Ben Dover75 March 30, 2022

Hairline-ist

Where someone makes fun of your hairline

"Your hairline is so far back! You're balding!"

"I'm not balding, that's hairline-ist!"

by urmum124 April 20, 2022

Hairline

Something you don’t have

Your hairline is a McDonald’s sign

by Digbickbo October 23, 2019

Kaydosh’s-hairline

A hairline so big it could sink a Ship

Kaydosh’s-hairline was so extraordinary no samurai could top it

by Wensleydale February 4, 2025

Pushed my hairline back

When the black negro barber pushes the negro customers hairline back so hard he ages 30 years

Man my barber done fucked me up, my side-chick dont wanna fuck me no more because this negro barber pushed my hairline back

by A White Negro May 27, 2023

Fetal Alcohol Hairline Disorder (FAHD)

noun

A tongue-in-cheek term used to describe the premature onset of a receding hairline, often attributed to a combination of genetics, stress, and sheer bad luck. FAHD sufferers are known for their valiant attempts to cover up their condition with creative hairstyles, hats, and an unwavering sense of humor.

Tyler's new haircut did nothing to hide his Fetal Alcohol Hairline Disorder (FAHD), but at least he has a good hat collection.

by yoos July 23, 2024