Skip to main content

Dark Fiber

The large quantity of information, time, and effort wasted in large bureaucratic organizations to fulfill petty changes that will likely never come into use.
The dark fiber at Advance Auto Parts cost the company millions in capital per year.
by emptypepsican August 17, 2008
mugGet the Dark Fibermug.

Fiber Tax

The amount of fiber one has to consume in order to make sure they have a normal bowel movement without paying for it in pain.
“I have constipation, I can’t make it to the party!”
“Did you have too much or too little fiber?”
“What?” (Groans)
“If you had too little fiber, then you didn’t pay your body the fiber tax to let the stool through.”
“What if I had too much fiber?”
“Then you paid too much fiber tax!”
by DorianGray1243 July 11, 2023
mugGet the Fiber Taxmug.
If someone says this you stop what you’re doing and dance
Me: hmm has 0 fibers
Eric: Fuck your fibers it’s dance time

(Both break out into dance)
by Love bugg March 22, 2021
mugGet the Fuck your fibers it’s dance timemug.

Testie Fiber

that monkey is testie fibering you!!!
by crackbaby666 December 20, 2011
mugGet the Testie Fibermug.

wild fiber

When you’ve eaten too much fiber and your next poop comes shooting out at 100mph - ready or not.
Shouldn’t have had all that wild fiber - now I pooped my pants.
by shrootbux February 15, 2023
mugGet the wild fibermug.

Share this definition