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jesy nelson

1/4 of Little Mix. One of the prettiest, funniest, and most inspiring people I know. She has amazing vibrato and a big heart.
Jesy Nelson was bullied when she was younger, and now uses her lyrics to inspire others.
by LMLover December 21, 2013
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Nelsy

A pretty, usually hispanic girl with olive complexion. Extremely sheltered and innocent. Has a lot of blonde moments; also trips frequently. All around Klumsy.
"Hey Nelsy, seen any naked men today?"
"Oh my goodness NO! Oh my virgin eyes!"
by kinkynstuff April 4, 2008
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admiral nelson

(1) It'll get you drunk! You'll be fuckin fat bitches in no time! ARRR!!! Perhaps the best rum ever made, it will get you drunk for cheap without the hangover you'd expect from other cheap liqours such as Mr. Boston, or Popov. Though often dismissed as a cheap knock off of captain morgan, it tastes very similar, is half the cost and the admiral has won in several blind taste tests. It is also true he runs a tight ship. ARRR!!!!

(2) A cheap spiced rum, cheaper and better than Captain Morgan.

(3) Admiral Horatio Nelson, commander of the Royal Navy when Britain won the great battle of Trafalgar. Not quite as much of an accomplishment as selling a high quality good tasting rum for half of what the competition sells it for.
(1) "I'm low on money and need to get this freshman girl crunked so I can bone her tonight. Better stop by liqours and pick up some admiral!"

(2) These minors are way too dumb to notice the difference between admiral and captain. Just put the admiral in an old captain bottle and they'll be like "oh i love captain morgan, it tastes so much better than your semen"

(3) "Dude, Captain Morgan was just a lousy butt pirate. Admiral Nelson won the battle of trafalgar."
by The Shark May 16, 2006
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Nellson

From the word Nell, which means that one wants to fuck;

1) Nellson means someone that everyone wants to fuck.
2) Someone popular who everyone wants to consider a friend.
3) Someone who easily influences members of the other sex into doing things beneficial to themselves. (also see; pussy whipped OR owned.)
1) Boy 1 - "have you seen that new chick in role call?"
Boy 2 - "Oh yeah, she's a real Nellson"

2) "Oh my, look at Danny, he's a nellson for sure. Think he'll come to my party?"

3) Nellson - Can u do my homework craig?
Boy - I am supposed to be going to a mates birthday tonight, but i'll just stay home and do it instead.
by PlayBoyBates August 7, 2006
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father nelson

A submission hold delivered with authority in the name of dominance. A career ending ruthlessly aggressive wrestling hold.
Technique: 1) executer slips up belly to back of standing opponent 2) executer extends right arm forward/through opponents arm , suppressing arm in locked extended position//option would include grasping opponents wrist and locking it back like a reverse "chicken-wing" 3) with completion of steps 1)&2) you have achieved a HALF-NELSON. 4) repeat step 2) //variation optional// for left arm.
Hint: Remember to remain in control
of 2) while performing step
4).
5) You have now accomplished a FULL-NELSON !! 6) With a firm grasp and maintaing holds as outlined in steps 1) through 5) Begin visciously thrusting back and forth from pelvis into opponent. Submission times may vary so be patient.
Some suggestions for added effect might include doning clergy vestments and reciting scripture during excecution.
...all the sinners would behave at the thought of father nelson
by Jannasauras Rex February 24, 2005
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Neal Schon

He was a Neal Schon wannabe
by John Waldmiller February 14, 2004
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bulldog nelson

A wrestling submission hold that involves being put in a full nelson while being violently dry-humped from behind.
Man, my first day at the Fire Station was tough; I lost my helmet and my Captain put me in a Bulldog Nelson.
by Tommy Long September 14, 2003
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