numpty 

someone who uses an internet message board or chat room and comes across a bit daft

*see the general discussion board on www.audiogalaxy.com

numpty by rob barnes January 14, 2005

numpty 

A SILLY PERSON,WHO DOSENT MEAN NO MALLISE....

TO BE CALLED A "NUMPTY" IS A NICE WAY TO BE CALLED A "SILLY PERSON"

numpty by SIL NUMTIBE April 3, 2011

numpty 

A person displaying a clear lack of intelligence.

The numpty voted 'YES' for Scottish independence.

numpty by Just Call Me Fred April 14, 2015

numpty 

you are born a numpty you cant just become one.

Stolenbaby is the Queen of numpties
numpty has many differeemnt ways of insulting, humouring and or complimenting a person.

Numptyface
NumptyBrain
NumptyBrigade

U NUMPTY!

numpty by Toni Jordan aka Stolenbaby July 17, 2004

Numpty 

Usually associated with members of the Engineering fraternity in their first year of employment.They originate from Louth and can be found driving clapped out BMWs.

People with high opinions of themselves

Numpty by Gerry January 28, 2005

numpty 

A denizen of Acomb North Yorkshire, who sports an institutional haircut, has hands like shovels and makes indiscriminate hog noises.

Eeeeh, you numpt-eh!

numpty by meark October 27, 2003

numpty 

a real ditzy blonde from out in the sticks. she smells sheep and really likes someone called ****

WOHOO YA NUMPTY!!!!!!!

cLARE

numpty by friend November 5, 2002