numpty

The piece of flesh between your A*** Hole and your Private parts.

I had the runs so bad it was dribbling down my numpty

by Nik January 22, 2004

numpty

A numpty is a person of great dopiness, always buffooing around, and dropping things.

Eh Meark ye great nump-teh, get to the toilet next time.

by Mavis McBeardwart October 29, 2003

numpty

A uptight savage aristo wannabe you supports a team of losers.

That f**king tom carter.....by definition is a numpty!!

by Anonymous January 31, 2003

numpty

an eejit, a complete lourdes

Clare Young from Portaferry

by Roisin November 5, 2002

numpty

Anything or anybody who is so xxxxing stupid as to pxxx off. A word that can be substitued for less politically correct words often found offensive by the fairer sex

You xxxxing numpty

by neil June 5, 2003

numpty

A short grey haired easily irritated Citizens Advice Bureau Advisor

by Anonymous August 29, 2003

numpty

Someone who has a strange way round of doing and saying things. A Member of a well formed stage crew in England. Hence the nick name

James you Numpty!!!

by James Gray May 25, 2004