3 definitions by meark

numpty

A denizen of Acomb North Yorkshire, who sports an institutional haircut, has hands like shovels and makes indiscriminate hog noises.

Eeeeh, you numpt-eh!

by meark October 27, 2003

mudma

Small amphibious creature who lives near a sinking den, only makes itself known to select individuals. Posesses vicious claws.

by meark October 27, 2003

gazunder

A chamber pot for the collection of faeces and urine, so called because it gazunder the bed

Be a love and empty the gazunder

by meark October 17, 2003