STRETCH NOZZLE

USUALLY A YOUNG MAN OF JEWISH ORGIN, WHO'S NOSE IS SO LARGE THAT HE CAN STRETCH IT OVER ANOTHER MANS SOUP CAN COCK. TYPICALLY ENJOYS ASSWHIFFING AND MASTERBATING PROFUSELEY.

WOW THERE GOES BRENT, THE STRETCH NOZZLE. LOOK HE'S AT IT AGAIN, SNIFFING AND RUBBING HIMSELF AFTER BEATING OFF AND NOT SHOWERING FOR 3 DAYS!

by STRETCHNOZZLE October 3, 2009

dueche nozzle

A slightly more severe than duechebag since the nozzle is actually the part of the dueche apparatus doing the dirty work. Coined by Adam Corolla.

Joey Jack is a fucking dueche nozzle.

by Davey M. March 18, 2003

Nozzle jockey

The nozzle jockey is the firefighter on the knob at a fire

Pete loves being the nozzle jockey on the deuce and a half

by FF guy July 4, 2015

Chazzy Nozzle

A small cork lady to be placed inside your warmest bits as a plug.

Ruby, my chazzy nozzle has floated beyond and I'm gushing.

by Tom Bowtell March 20, 2003

enema-nozzle

Donald Trump's mouth

Trump's enema-nozzle is as ugly as that skank-tassel he wears on top of his head.

by useyourownname November 9, 2017

Douche nozzle

DAN TELESE.

Dan telese thinks hes smarter than everyone because he is a douche nozzle.

by Douche nozzle 1234 September 28, 2018

Sprinkler Nozzle

A shower tap with a sprinkler nozzle. Efficacious in reducing water usage. Nozzle apertures are set far apart to reduce aperture to surface area ratio. Also comes with adjustable nozzle head as well as aperture size. Excellent for large families.

A sprinkler nozzle is people friendly, water friendly and gives a good needle massage on the back

by ProductManager June 24, 2010