STRETCH NOZZLE

USUALLY A YOUNG MAN OF JEWISH ORGIN, WHO'S NOSE IS SO LARGE THAT HE CAN STRETCH IT OVER ANOTHER MANS SOUP CAN COCK. TYPICALLY ENJOYS ASSWHIFFING AND MASTERBATING PROFUSELEY.
WOW THERE GOES BRENT, THE STRETCH NOZZLE. LOOK HE'S AT IT AGAIN, SNIFFING AND RUBBING HIMSELF AFTER BEATING OFF AND NOT SHOWERING FOR 3 DAYS!
by STRETCHNOZZLE October 03, 2009
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dueche nozzle

A slightly more severe than duechebag since the nozzle is actually the part of the dueche apparatus doing the dirty work. Coined by Adam Corolla.
Joey Jack is a fucking dueche nozzle.
by Davey M. March 19, 2003
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Nozzle jockey

Pete loves being the nozzle jockey on the deuce and a half
by FF guy June 25, 2015
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Chazzy Nozzle

A small cork lady to be placed inside your warmest bits as a plug.
Ruby, my chazzy nozzle has floated beyond and I'm gushing.
by Tom Bowtell March 20, 2003
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bj nozzle

Male ejaculation upwards into a partner's nostril
Oh man, that bj nozzle really cleared my sinuses.
Those nostrils are flaring for a bj nozzling.
by DaNozzlah November 15, 2013
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Douche nozzle

A person acting in a douchey way
by Spritecranberry November 27, 2018
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Douche nozzle

Dan telese thinks hes smarter than everyone because he is a douche nozzle.
by Douche nozzle 1234 September 28, 2018
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