A sex act involving wrapping your dick in candian bacon and dollar store mac and cheese powder and fucking your partner in the ass. Then right before you cum you blast an airhorn in said partners ear.
by Jeemfeezy June 04, 2018
It is a state of mind that assumes that everyone is gay until evidence of being straight is presented. People who follow this philosophy don’t typically judge those who are found “guilty” because they know that everyone can’t be perfect.
Person 1: “Do you think Mike is gay?”
Person 2: “Well, gay until proven guilty! I haven’t seen any evidence of him being straight.”
Person 2: “Well, gay until proven guilty! I haven’t seen any evidence of him being straight.”
by Mique Zee October 10, 2021
Kobe raped a white girl. Kobes trial proved that he was innocent. It doesent matter we still think he's guilty!
by TornReality October 02, 2004
The idea that someone is guilty unless they can come up with another person who is either guilty or a strong suspect. The idea is usually based on an imprecise process of elimination.
Parent to child: Did you do it?
Child: No.
Parent: Well if you didn't do it, then who did?
Nearby observer: Ah ha, she's using the guilty until alternate suspect principle.
Child: No.
Parent: Well if you didn't do it, then who did?
Nearby observer: Ah ha, she's using the guilty until alternate suspect principle.
by BillyBuggy March 02, 2011
One of the worst feelings in the world. It could eat you alive. It could destroy you. Sometimes the only way to get over it is forgetting. But we never forget, Its popping your little sisters balloon by accident that she loved,
i am very guilty is guilt
by dfjisakakskladjasjdajko;slaslk September 17, 2017
The spare ten words uttered by a cornered and apparently overwhelmed ex-president on the day of his arraignment in New York City on April 4, 2023.
Now in a mode of self-protection, all DJT said was, “not guilty, yes, okay thank you, yes, I do, yes,” and then the handful of weary yet diehard, red-capped supporters went home and wondered who and what they were supporting that day.
by Dr Bunnygirl April 06, 2023
A dad that is divorced from your mum and doesnt live with you/doesn't see you much or has done something bad in the past which means he tries to make it up to you excessively with being nice- giving lifts, buying things, giving money.
The child usually plays this to their advantage.
The child usually plays this to their advantage.
'Is your Dad really willing to take us all that way and pick us up at 3 in the morning?'
'yeh, guilty Dad'
'Can you get us a lift?'
'Yeh i'm at my dads this weekend so can. Guilty dad init'
'WOW! You've got the new iPhone?!'
'yep, guilty dad'
'yeh, guilty Dad'
'Can you get us a lift?'
'Yeh i'm at my dads this weekend so can. Guilty dad init'
'WOW! You've got the new iPhone?!'
'yep, guilty dad'
by GuiltyChild March 16, 2010