red newt

A slimy red shit, mostly acquired through shitting too fast.

Oh man i just squeezed out like, 10 red newts!

by MrChocoboRider September 12, 2004

Cara the Newt

A snappy little critter. Full of energy, her orangness glow is faded with black dots. She likes it when you feed her hazelnuts.

Cara the newt my dear, would you like some hazelnuts?
Evelyn

by Cara the Newts owner.. October 28, 2010

The Newt

Someone who goes around and makes stupid Facebook groups about friends as a joke.

matt :yo man that wild-otter kid on my bus is such a fag
mark : yeah and hes really tall too..what a fag
mark :hey..we should make a group on Facebook about how he got his porch shit on cause no one likes him
matt : yeah dude that would be sweet i just don't want to be The Newt..you know?
mark :thats cool..i already have leukemia hair, so i can do it
matt :word

by baby-blue. April 24, 2010

angry newt

Anal sex move that involves marshmallow fluff, caramel syrup and an M&M insterted in the head of the penis.

So, after I gave her the angry newt, I got an infection in my urethra from the candy coating. M&M's apparently don't just melt in your mouth.

by Angry Mick February 5, 2012

Shlooted Newt

A man with a very large penis. People call him horsecock. Pocketdials his phone with his penis. Eric is usually his first name, but is occasionally called Rick or Long Shlong.

Hey is that a Shlooted Newt working at a Hardees?

Is that scott's sister with a Shlooted Newt?

by TurdInspector145 August 2, 2013

Coot newt

A fetus. Most often referring to a fetus in the 1st trimester.

"Look, I got a coot newt and I'm not sure who the father is."

by Face in the place March 8, 2018

Preston newt

An endangered species of newt only found, in the wonderful city we call Preston. Only a few of lucky people will come across these in their gardens.

Look mum! I just found a preston newt in the garden.

by Lunoir June 30, 2019