Table Nachos

A small crisp piece of a tortilla, typically topped with melted cheese and spices, and are shared with friends. They typically sit in the middle of the table for all to share, and give joy and happiness to everyone involved.

Joe and Bill enjoyed a round of beers complimented with some Table Nachos. It was a great night!

by JSloppyola March 14, 2013

nacho hat

A sombrero-style hat made entirely of a hard corn tortilla, which has a bowl in the top that can be filled with nacho cheese. The hat itself can be broken off in chunks, dipped into its own cheese bowl, and completely eaten.

Though made famous when worn by Homer Simpson on an episode of The Simpsons, it does not seem to exist in real life.

Homer ate the entire nacho hat that Ned Flanders bought for him at the football game.

by MooseBoy18 August 1, 2008

Welfare Nachos

Homemade microwaved nachos made of corn chips, freshly shredded cheese (preferably gov't cheese), and any leftover scraps that compliment the meal. The cheese usually turns rock hard if not consumed within minutes.

Me: "Baby can you make me some welfare nachos?"
Wife: "I would but we're out of government cheese."
Me: "Damn!"

by El Faustino March 13, 2014

nacho machine

Lance's pride and joy. Sex machine

Yo guys I brought a nacho machine in case you want some

by Jamalboii October 8, 2017

Macho Nacho

A mexican gang bang.

"I need a macho nacho tonight! Give me the beef and the beans!"

by BigL027 September 18, 2014

hot nacho

Putting hot cheese on a partners butthole while they have black beans in their mouth during a 69 position while a mariachi band plays and a rooster must be present in the same room.

Would you like a hot nacho?

by Taquito slayer January 26, 2017

nacho area

The area between the testicles and the asshole.

Oooo that’s the nacho area. Nacho balls and nacho ass.

by Tony queens June 17, 2018