Myspace

Where young children go to get raped by pedophiles.

Principal: Do you have a Myspace?

Student: Yes, sir.

Principal: REALLY!? WHAT IS IT ME TOO!!!!

by Bubs McKenzie May 4, 2009

Myspace

A pathetic excuse for a website. Constantly littered with "You just won a free hooker" pop-ups.

Myspace-A place for fucktards. (see fucktard)

by OdderPop March 31, 2009

Myspace

outdated social network site. if you still use it (instead of Facebook) then youre a complete loser. if you check your myspace more than once a day, kill yourself. youre not "cool". only stupid asses use myspace. they think theyre hard asses just cuz they cuss a lot in their comments, so they think they know how to "fight". -_-

only 13-15 year old emo scene girls (and scene boys who try to look like girls) use myspace now. its a barren wasteland where only vampires---i mean myspace whores lurk, taking pride in knowing how to "argue" and be tough as nails over the internet. pathetic saps....

by who craig? November 28, 2009

Myspace

A Social networking program where friends can comment and message to stay in touch. Myspace was created to replace sports or any other physical activity. Instead teens waste their time trying to get over 1000 friends(1.0k+)even though half of them are bands and/or people they don't know.

"Hey man wanna' play some football?"
"No bro im on myspace, I just got a friend request!"

by erereric June 2, 2008

Myspace

mostly a place you go to get bored.

When no one is ever online in Myspace..

by A.Wangster July 6, 2008

Myspace

A website for insecure people. "A place for friends"....or more like "A place for people who need friends." It's a website where everyone adds anyone within a 879847 mile radius from them. It's a place for old men to creep up on little girls. Or for people to become "myspace pals" with somebody who is really 40 years older than you thought. Everyone reads everyone elses comments and checks everyone elses top friends. People who use this website tend to update their profile every week, because they have no life.

person 1: "omg! becky took me off her top friends!"

person 2: "omg really? are you still on her profile?"

person 1: "no...i think she hates me."

person 3: "wow guys...it's just myspace, chill."

by aprilsays April 1, 2009

Myspace

Probably the worst site ever created, though, it is a very good cure for boredom. You could have no friends in real life, while having 3,000 friends on myspace. you can be 50 years old and say you are 16 on myspace.

Hey jack, what are you doing tonight?

oh, you know, just jacking off to the picture of jensyn on myspace living 1500 miles away from me.

by Btabs July 6, 2010