Website where teenage girl whore themselves out in hopes to find a boyfriend but only end up getting some old sixty year old pervert and end up getting raped
oh my god did you hear about Nikky who exchanged adresses with that weird guy on myspace and got raped?
by ghostgirl360 May 14, 2009
Ashley: Okay, my tv ALWAYS has something else wrong with it!!!
Jessica: Sounds a lot like myspace. Are they related?
Jessica: Sounds a lot like myspace. Are they related?
by RandomDictionarySurfer July 13, 2009
outdated social network site. if you still use it (instead of Facebook) then youre a complete loser. if you check your myspace more than once a day, kill yourself. youre not "cool". only stupid asses use myspace. they think theyre hard asses just cuz they cuss a lot in their comments, so they think they know how to "fight". -_-
only 13-15 year old emo scene girls (and scene boys who try to look like girls) use myspace now. its a barren wasteland where only vampires---i mean myspace whores lurk, taking pride in knowing how to "argue" and be tough as nails over the internet. pathetic saps....
by who craig? November 23, 2009
A website for insecure people. "A place for friends"....or more like "A place for people who need friends." It's a website where everyone adds anyone within a 879847 mile radius from them. It's a place for old men to creep up on little girls. Or for people to become "myspace pals" with somebody who is really 40 years older than you thought. Everyone reads everyone elses comments and checks everyone elses top friends. People who use this website tend to update their profile every week, because they have no life.
person 1: "omg! becky took me off her top friends!"
person 2: "omg really? are you still on her profile?"
person 1: "no...i think she hates me."
person 3: "wow guys...it's just myspace, chill."
person 2: "omg really? are you still on her profile?"
person 1: "no...i think she hates me."
person 3: "wow guys...it's just myspace, chill."
by aprilsays April 02, 2009
A Social networking program where friends can comment and message to stay in touch. Myspace was created to replace sports or any other physical activity. Instead teens waste their time trying to get over 1000 friends(1.0k+)even though half of them are bands and/or people they don't know.
by erereric May 31, 2008
by A.Wangster July 11, 2008
Probably the worst site ever created, though, it is a very good cure for boredom. You could have no friends in real life, while having 3,000 friends on myspace. you can be 50 years old and say you are 16 on myspace.
Hey jack, what are you doing tonight?
oh, you know, just jacking off to the picture of jensyn on myspace living 1500 miles away from me.
oh, you know, just jacking off to the picture of jensyn on myspace living 1500 miles away from me.
by Btabs July 01, 2010