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date my mom 

Worst show ever.... and by worst, I mean best.
John: What did you do last night?
Joe: Watch "Date My Mom"!

Liz: Have you heard of "Date my Mom"
Kate: Have I heard of it? I was on it!!
date my mom by Joe23423423 May 3, 2006

fuck my mom 

Something my dad did 9 months before I was born.
fuck my mom by Stupid Af June 29, 2021

Tyrannosaurus is my mom 

Tyrannosaurus is my mom that I cannot I was just like I was just so afraid to go sleep again and again because I cannot was a good day and then she was so excited and I wanna know that she was so excited and I wanna know she is so much better and she was so excited and she was so scared and I wanna was the time she was so scared she was so excited and she was so scared she was so excited and she hugged him she hugged you so much and then she hugged me and she told me she was so scared she was so excited and she was so scared
"tyrannosaurus is my mom"
"what?"
"that i cannot"

where tf my mom at 

no fr tho where she at i lost her at the food lion whole foods section please fuck help
no but fr though where tf my mom at

I'm gonna tell my mom 

The most scary and offensive comeback ever do not use this comeback. If you do I warned you
Oh yeah well I'm gonna tell my mom

Who know moms are really good, I don’t you to your mom is perfect dancer, bro fool my mom, not that good at dancing, you’ll be lucky you lucky 

who knew moms can dance. I don’t know you but your mom is a perfect dancer. Bro my mom is not that good at dancing. You are lucky
“Who know moms are really good, I don’t you to your mom is perfect dancer, bro fool my mom, not that good at dancing, you’ll be lucky you lucky” was used in a tiktok comment on krithi.com’s page