Love Muscle

A guy's penis most likely the most used muscle of a guys body

Kiersten : Hey baby why don't we go up to your office and work out your Love Muscle!
Chad : Awesome do you want all 14 inches of it or just half I don't want to rip your pussy apart again?
Kiersten : Fuck it I want it all at any expense!
Chad: Great I hope you have good medical insurance!
Kiersten : No problem I have progressive!
Chad : That's car insurance!
Kiersten : Well I hope they cover pussy's too!

by SlopNChop April 26, 2017

mausoleum

A tomb, usually containing more than one body.

After the fire, they built a mausoleum to store all the bodies.

by lost_memory November 27, 2005

Skinny Muscles

someone who is really skinny but is really strong and could pick you up.

'He's totally got skinny muscles, he beat me in an arm wrestle'

by Danielle Smiles January 26, 2009

THE BEAVER MUSCLE

N.
Muscle in a woman's vagina that is able to clamp on to anything, including penises, bottles, vibrators, and animals.

It is said that no man has ever broken free from this death grip.
It is also said that after the clamp is in place, the vagina engulfs the victim and eat him/her alive.

After having unpleasing sex with Madonna, man men have never been seen again. It is because they have been eaten by the beaver muscle.

by the_womb_ferret May 9, 2009

Muscle March

A stupid little game that came to America instead of the far superior Tales of Graces. Can also be used to describe an unwanted gift.

Looks like Santa pulled a Namco with Muscle March.

by todr06 July 18, 2010

muscle blouse

a cheap button up cotton (or flannel material) "blouse" without sleeves. Usually worn by white trash or masculine females. The muscle blouse is usually worn un-buttoned and it pairs nicely with jorts. Most times this is also paired with a "hubby-beater". Most often found in conjunction with tattoos (specifically tramp stamps) and Marlboro Reds.

Dude, that girl looks smokin' in her jorts and muscle blouse.

by Steamer Queen July 30, 2010

musclephilosophy

A website that is all about how to grow big muscles if your a chick. Also how to be an MMA fighter even though most people that go to www.musclephilosophy.com most likely have never been in a fight before.

Oh John goes to www.musclephilosophy.com? Well he must want to be a MMA fighter then

by sdfsfsdfsdfsdfsf December 9, 2010