mushroom yawns

The relaxing yawns you get from magical mushrooms.

Man these mushroom yawns won't stop.

by Schurhoff July 16, 2008

mushrooma

it is a very large mushroom.

'your hair looks like a mushroom or mushrooma'

'your are as small as a mushrooma'

by newmanio August 31, 2005

mushroom uppercut

while a man is titty fucking a woman and his penis hits her chin, or "uppercuts"

Thanks for the mushroom uppercut Jim, you really knocked that tooth loose.

by long johnston December 27, 2007

Wet_mushrooms

Wet_mushrooms is a online phenomenon coming from the platform tiktok. Shes known for using uber eats and speaking 17374000 languages. Her one and only puta is blackpinklisastans

Hey does wet_mushrooms follow you
No
*gets slapped with meat*

by Loganzbestie5 December 29, 2020

Mid-Century Mushroom

The girthy penis tip of an overweight man in his 50s. Typically surrounded by an untrimmed bush. May or may not be inflamed.

Female 1: Like a pig searching for truffles, I'm going to search out for some mid-century mushrooms.

Female 2: Its been a while since I've gotten some action with somebody my own age, I may have to settle for some mid-century mushrooms tonight.

by johnwall2 July 1, 2018

Shit-Tucky Mushroom

When you take your dick, tuck it under the scrotum and taint, then tuck in real good and deep ‘tween your ass cheeks.

The family campfire was going great until uncle Frank came out the trailer showing off his shit-tucky mushroom.

My girlfriend has a shit-tucky mushroom.

It was within the hallowed walls of the gym locker room that observed the performance of the shit-tucky mushroom. I would never have believed it had I not seen it myself.

by Dick Onchin October 31, 2020

Mushroom Cut

That God awful haircut for guys in the early 1990's. Easily replacing the infamous Mullet as worst haircut of the decade. Hair grown to temples, parted down the middle and the rest of the head shaved creating a mushroom like appearance.

I can't believe we even crushed on guys back then when they all had mushroom cuts!

by jenash1008 January 7, 2011